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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 09, 2025 2:02 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Jorge wrote:Pfft I can do that
I believe you

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 09, 2025 5:46 am
by Ello Sailor
You guessed it: autism.

Anyway, when Guitar Hero and Rock Band blew up I remember thinking it was a waste of time. Why not invest that time into learning a real instrument? Are they stupid?

But then a bunch of people did take up guitar after loving the video games. And if they're having fun, then who cares? I've also heard a number of guitarists say that these extremely difficult levels are even harder than some complex pieces on guitar, so there's surely a sense of achievement attached.

50,000 attempts is crazy though. Not my jam at all.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 1:25 pm
by The Argonaut
OK, say you find a bag of money. Somewhere in the neighborhood of $80,000, all hindred-dollar-bills (or whatever the equivalent is in your country). This money is almost certainly involved in some crime, you have no idea if bad guys are looking for, if the police are looking for it, if the FBI is tracking the serial numbers.

You weren't involved in the crime and you are absolutely certain that no one knows you have the money.

What do you with it? I'm no criminal, I don't know how to launder money. If I put it in the bank or make a large purchase, will the serial numbers raise a red flag?

Do I just spend them slowly over time, just on groceries and bar tabs and handyman services and the like? What if a bill gets flagged somewhere and they travel it back to us?

Do you just sit on it for an emergency? 80K could be a life changing amount of money to just sit on?

What to do with the money

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 2:01 pm
by tree_
Where is this neighborhood of $80,000 located?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 2:07 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 4:45 pm
by BurtReynolds
Hit up every laundromat and self serve car wash in town. Anywhere you can get change. Exchange all the dollars into quarters that you can.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 4:47 pm
by BurtReynolds
Or meet up with someone in meat space that will take it in exchange for monero. Hopefully it won't be a cop.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 6:19 pm
by epilogue
The NYT just served me an article about how easy it is launder money, Argo.

You should read it.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 6:55 pm
by 96583UP
definitely bring that money to the police station

odds are it belongs to a gangster

and if he/she finds you with it, you might get harmed

also if no one claims it, the police give it to you, i think

and the gangster prob won't go to the police station to claim it

so you might end up with it anyway

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 7:27 pm
by epilogue
No way the police let you have that money

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 7:28 pm
by 96583UP
yep you're right

looks like it just goes to the state

just as well

i am sure they will put it to good use :)

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 8:59 pm
by bart
Turn it in, 80 grand is not worth it

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 9:00 pm
by bart
Actually no, just leave it where it is

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 9:36 pm
by spike
Put in a really nice pool to urinate in.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 10:25 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
The Argonaut wrote:OK, say you find a bag of money. Somewhere in the neighborhood of $80,000, all hindred-dollar-bills (or whatever the equivalent is in your country). This money is almost certainly involved in some crime, you have no idea if bad guys are looking for, if the police are looking for it, if the FBI is tracking the serial numbers.

You weren't involved in the crime and you are absolutely certain that no one knows you have the money.

What do you with it? I'm no criminal, I don't know how to launder money. If I put it in the bank or make a large purchase, will the serial numbers raise a red flag?

Do I just spend them slowly over time, just on groceries and bar tabs and handyman services and the like? What if a bill gets flagged somewhere and they travel it back to us?

Do you just sit on it for an emergency? 80K could be a life changing amount of money to just sit on?

What to do with the money
Put a mask on then go to one of those bitcoin atms and deposit it into an account there

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 11:13 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
The Argonaut wrote:OK, say you find a bag of money. Somewhere in the neighborhood of $80,000, all hindred-dollar-bills (or whatever the equivalent is in your country). This money is almost certainly involved in some crime, you have no idea if bad guys are looking for, if the police are looking for it, if the FBI is tracking the serial numbers.

You weren't involved in the crime and you are absolutely certain that no one knows you have the money.

What do you with it? I'm no criminal, I don't know how to launder money. If I put it in the bank or make a large purchase, will the serial numbers raise a red flag?

Do I just spend them slowly over time, just on groceries and bar tabs and handyman services and the like? What if a bill gets flagged somewhere and they travel it back to us?

Do you just sit on it for an emergency? 80K could be a life changing amount of money to just sit on?

What to do with the money
Put a mask on then go to one of those bitcoin atms and deposit it into an account there
Would a luchador mask be acceptable?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Sun March 23, 2025 11:36 pm
by 96583UP
pretty smart actually

that BTC will then be worth like $200k in a year or so

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 2:41 am
by bart
But when you cash it out you will not be anonymous unless you take the time to get it in small amounts from a bitcoin atm. And you’ll be committing tax fraud if you don’t pay capital gain tax, and you’re structuring your withdrawals which adds to the charges. All that for 80k. No thanks.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 2:52 am
by Jorge
Stash it away, use it only for groceries. Free groceries forever.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 24, 2025 2:57 am
by bart
Jorge wrote:Stash it away, use it only for groceries. Free groceries forever.
You'll stand out as the guy who always uses cash, increasingly so as fewer and fewer people use paper money. And if the bills are marked or serials are known, you'll get caught.