Re: Ask RM a Question
Posted: Sun March 09, 2025 2:02 am
I believe youJorge wrote:Pfft I can do that
I believe youJorge wrote:Pfft I can do that
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Put a mask on then go to one of those bitcoin atms and deposit it into an account thereThe Argonaut wrote:OK, say you find a bag of money. Somewhere in the neighborhood of $80,000, all hindred-dollar-bills (or whatever the equivalent is in your country). This money is almost certainly involved in some crime, you have no idea if bad guys are looking for, if the police are looking for it, if the FBI is tracking the serial numbers.
You weren't involved in the crime and you are absolutely certain that no one knows you have the money.
What do you with it? I'm no criminal, I don't know how to launder money. If I put it in the bank or make a large purchase, will the serial numbers raise a red flag?
Do I just spend them slowly over time, just on groceries and bar tabs and handyman services and the like? What if a bill gets flagged somewhere and they travel it back to us?
Do you just sit on it for an emergency? 80K could be a life changing amount of money to just sit on?
What to do with the money
Would a luchador mask be acceptable?E.H. Ruddock wrote:Put a mask on then go to one of those bitcoin atms and deposit it into an account thereThe Argonaut wrote:OK, say you find a bag of money. Somewhere in the neighborhood of $80,000, all hindred-dollar-bills (or whatever the equivalent is in your country). This money is almost certainly involved in some crime, you have no idea if bad guys are looking for, if the police are looking for it, if the FBI is tracking the serial numbers.
You weren't involved in the crime and you are absolutely certain that no one knows you have the money.
What do you with it? I'm no criminal, I don't know how to launder money. If I put it in the bank or make a large purchase, will the serial numbers raise a red flag?
Do I just spend them slowly over time, just on groceries and bar tabs and handyman services and the like? What if a bill gets flagged somewhere and they travel it back to us?
Do you just sit on it for an emergency? 80K could be a life changing amount of money to just sit on?
What to do with the money
You'll stand out as the guy who always uses cash, increasingly so as fewer and fewer people use paper money. And if the bills are marked or serials are known, you'll get caught.Jorge wrote:Stash it away, use it only for groceries. Free groceries forever.