What movies are you watching?

[E.H. Ruddock]

The Island. Can't believe I have never seen it before.

Was it good?

Meh. Michael Bay movie. Mindless action and predictable but entertaining visually.

[Rangi Guy]

Currently watching Machete Kills. So far - it's AWESOME

[LoathedVermin72]

Currently watching Machete Kills. So far - it's AWESOME

[Rangi Guy]

Currently watching Machete Kills. So far - it's AWESOME

Honestly - the absolute cheesiness of this film is top notch! Can't wait for Machete Kills Again......In Space

[LoathedVermin72]

A few noteworthy recent viewings:

-How I Live Now: Total fucking masterpiece; I can't believe no one is talking about it. It's the antidote to modern YA movies. A beautiful, contemplative, evocative film that treats teenagers with adult dignity, with mature sex, casual profanity, and brutal, disturbing violence. The cinematography and visuals are gorgeous, the use of music is excellent, and the film is edited with a barely contained energy and vitality. The film feels alive. Best movie I've seen in a while.

-The Hunted (1995): Stylish, underrated action movie. I think it's the only portrayal of ninjas I've seen that doesn't feel campy and silly. There's a swordfight on a train that is all kinds of badass. I can't believe this doesn't have a cult following.

-The 13th Warrior: Insanely gory and violent, but also incredibly boring and sloppily assembled. A missed opportunity.

[Alex]

A few noteworthy recent viewings:

-How I Live Now: Total fucking masterpiece; I can't believe no one is talking about it. It's the antidote to modern YA movies. A beautiful, contemplative, evocative film that treats teenagers with adult dignity, with mature sex, casual profanity, and brutal, disturbing violence. The cinematography and visuals are gorgeous, the use of music is excellent, and the film is edited with a barely contained energy and vitality. The film feels alive. Best movie I've seen in a while.

-The Hunted (1995): Stylish, underrated action movie. I think it's the only portrayal of ninjas I've seen that doesn't feel campy and silly. There's a swordfight on a train that is all kinds of badass. I can't believe this doesn't have a cult following.

-The 13th Warrior: Insanely gory and violent, but also incredibly boring and sloppily assembled. A missed opportunity.

once you've seen godzilla (2014), you spend the rest of your life bereft of the joy afforded by beauty

[epilogue]

I watched 50/50 last night. It was okay.

[Alex]

I watched 50/50 last night. It was okay.

joey, you don't seem like the kind of guy who suffers the comme ci, comme ça gladly

[LoathedVermin72]

A few noteworthy recent viewings:

-How I Live Now: Total fucking masterpiece; I can't believe no one is talking about it. It's the antidote to modern YA movies. A beautiful, contemplative, evocative film that treats teenagers with adult dignity, with mature sex, casual profanity, and brutal, disturbing violence. The cinematography and visuals are gorgeous, the use of music is excellent, and the film is edited with a barely contained energy and vitality. The film feels alive. Best movie I've seen in a while.

-The Hunted (1995): Stylish, underrated action movie. I think it's the only portrayal of ninjas I've seen that doesn't feel campy and silly. There's a swordfight on a train that is all kinds of badass. I can't believe this doesn't have a cult following.

-The 13th Warrior: Insanely gory and violent, but also incredibly boring and sloppily assembled. A missed opportunity.

once you've seen godzilla (2014), you spend the rest of your life bereft of the joy afforded by beauty

Have you ever tried sucking a golf ball through a hose?

[Alex]

A few noteworthy recent viewings:

-How I Live Now: Total fucking masterpiece; I can't believe no one is talking about it. It's the antidote to modern YA movies. A beautiful, contemplative, evocative film that treats teenagers with adult dignity, with mature sex, casual profanity, and brutal, disturbing violence. The cinematography and visuals are gorgeous, the use of music is excellent, and the film is edited with a barely contained energy and vitality. The film feels alive. Best movie I've seen in a while.

-The Hunted (1995): Stylish, underrated action movie. I think it's the only portrayal of ninjas I've seen that doesn't feel campy and silly. There's a swordfight on a train that is all kinds of badass. I can't believe this doesn't have a cult following.

-The 13th Warrior: Insanely gory and violent, but also incredibly boring and sloppily assembled. A missed opportunity.

once you've seen godzilla (2014), you spend the rest of your life bereft of the joy afforded by beauty

Have you ever tried sucking a golf ball through a hose?

is that a gay joke, lauder of lizards?

[LoathedVermin72]

A few noteworthy recent viewings:

-How I Live Now: Total fucking masterpiece; I can't believe no one is talking about it. It's the antidote to modern YA movies. A beautiful, contemplative, evocative film that treats teenagers with adult dignity, with mature sex, casual profanity, and brutal, disturbing violence. The cinematography and visuals are gorgeous, the use of music is excellent, and the film is edited with a barely contained energy and vitality. The film feels alive. Best movie I've seen in a while.

-The Hunted (1995): Stylish, underrated action movie. I think it's the only portrayal of ninjas I've seen that doesn't feel campy and silly. There's a swordfight on a train that is all kinds of badass. I can't believe this doesn't have a cult following.

-The 13th Warrior: Insanely gory and violent, but also incredibly boring and sloppily assembled. A missed opportunity.

once you've seen godzilla (2014), you spend the rest of your life bereft of the joy afforded by beauty

Have you ever tried sucking a golf ball through a hose?

is that a gay joke, lauder of lizards?

It is whatever you want it to be, beaver boy.

[CopperTom]

The Island. Can't believe I have never seen it before.

Was it good?

Meh. Michael Bay movie. Mindless action and predictable but entertaining visually.

And some of the highway scenes were later used in Transformers. Google it. I know it appalls some people.

[Alex]

A few noteworthy recent viewings:

-How I Live Now: Total fucking masterpiece; I can't believe no one is talking about it. It's the antidote to modern YA movies. A beautiful, contemplative, evocative film that treats teenagers with adult dignity, with mature sex, casual profanity, and brutal, disturbing violence. The cinematography and visuals are gorgeous, the use of music is excellent, and the film is edited with a barely contained energy and vitality. The film feels alive. Best movie I've seen in a while.

-The Hunted (1995): Stylish, underrated action movie. I think it's the only portrayal of ninjas I've seen that doesn't feel campy and silly. There's a swordfight on a train that is all kinds of badass. I can't believe this doesn't have a cult following.

-The 13th Warrior: Insanely gory and violent, but also incredibly boring and sloppily assembled. A missed opportunity.

once you've seen godzilla (2014), you spend the rest of your life bereft of the joy afforded by beauty

Have you ever tried sucking a golf ball through a hose?

is that a gay joke, lauder of lizards?

It is whatever you want it to be, beaver boy.

i hope it's not a shot across the bow, canonizer of king ghidorah

[LoathedVermin72]

A few noteworthy recent viewings:

-How I Live Now: Total fucking masterpiece; I can't believe no one is talking about it. It's the antidote to modern YA movies. A beautiful, contemplative, evocative film that treats teenagers with adult dignity, with mature sex, casual profanity, and brutal, disturbing violence. The cinematography and visuals are gorgeous, the use of music is excellent, and the film is edited with a barely contained energy and vitality. The film feels alive. Best movie I've seen in a while.

-The Hunted (1995): Stylish, underrated action movie. I think it's the only portrayal of ninjas I've seen that doesn't feel campy and silly. There's a swordfight on a train that is all kinds of badass. I can't believe this doesn't have a cult following.

-The 13th Warrior: Insanely gory and violent, but also incredibly boring and sloppily assembled. A missed opportunity.

once you've seen godzilla (2014), you spend the rest of your life bereft of the joy afforded by beauty

Have you ever tried sucking a golf ball through a hose?

is that a gay joke, lauder of lizards?

It is whatever you want it to be, beaver boy.

i hope it's not a shot across the bow, canonizer of king ghidorah

Can I get some fries with that shake, chewer of trunks?

[E.H. Ruddock]

I enjoy loathedvermins movie reviews and agree with a lot of them, but I'm disappointed that he didn't like 13th Warrior. If he says he hated Hudson Hawk I might curl up and die.

[tommymtcom]

Ever since Roger Ebert died I have been lost. I was totally reliant on his reviews.

[LoathedVermin72]

I enjoy loathedvermins movie reviews and agree with a lot of them, but I'm disappointed that he didn't like 13th Warrior.

It mostly just reminded me how much I miss John Milius.

[BurtReynolds]

I enjoy loathedvermins movie reviews and agree with a lot of them, but I'm disappointed that he didn't like 13th Warrior.

It mostly just reminded me how much I miss John Milius.

I remember liking it ok.

[Alex]

vermin, what did you think of The Counselor (2013)?

[LoathedVermin72]

vermin, what did you think of The Counselor (2013)?

I thought it was one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever sat through.