What movies are you watching?

[Rangi Guy]

Guys, we have a pee thread

The world and all threads are my toilet!

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ruddo in shambles.

I sleep all night and watch movies without pissing my pants. All good here

[E.H. Ruddock]

I'm with Ruddo on this. I suggest the rest of you consult your doctor

How hydrated are you during the day?

During the day I'm pissing like a racehorse

At what point in the evening do you stop hydrating?

I have a glass of water with some medicine right before bed. Then i brush my teeth, wash my face, and pee. When i wake up in the morning i take a long pee.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I’m learning I’m in the minority here? I guess i figured everyone could go longer than three hours without peeing, but i guess not?

[tommy]

I sleep through the night without peeing, but I struggle with a movie over 2 1/2 hours. I also don't like holding in my pee - if I have to go I'm gonna go (unless it's the literal climax of the movie)

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tommy]

I watched King of New York this evening. I enjoyed it a lot. Pretty basic story, but a good cast (and David Caruso) and some real intense violence.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Ruddo’s flex today is gonna catalyze the inevitable “I’m having trouble peeing” thread in 2032.

My downfall is the inevitable drip that i get in my underwear after shaking for a half an hour post-pee

[Jorge]

I’m learning I’m in the minority here? I guess i figured everyone could go longer than three hours without peeing, but i guess not?

I'm in your boat. Peeing during movies has never been a problem. And I go pee immediately upon waking up, but I seldom wake up to pee in the middle of the night. Big-boy bladders I guess

[Coach]

The new Indiana Jones.....meh

[washing machine]

Struggling with peeing at the movie theatre is a constant concern for me, too. I feel your pain, Reid. I always have to take it into consideration, and that usually means I don't drink anything at the movie. I snuck a canned mocha into Black Panther 2 and missed a scene near the end. I drank a Pepsi at the beginning of the last Spider-Man and missed a couple minutes of the three in the lab. It's a tough game

Thank you, Argo. I think this is a good time to remind everyone that my situation was heavily determined by the canned wine we snuck in. What's amazing is that I nearly made it, but when my wife threw in the towel shortly before me, that was it. It was as if the floodgates had been opened by proxy. We both laughed all the way to the restaurant about missing the literal last scene.

[wease]

I’m learning I’m in the minority here? I guess i figured everyone could go longer than three hours without peeing, but i guess not?

I'm in your boat. Peeing during movies has never been a problem. And I go pee immediately upon waking up, but I seldom wake up to pee in the middle of the night. Big-boy bladders I guess

You will. You will

[The Argonaut]

Struggling with peeing at the movie theatre is a constant concern for me, too. I feel your pain, Reid. I always have to take it into consideration, and that usually means I don't drink anything at the movie. I snuck a canned mocha into Black Panther 2 and missed a scene near the end. I drank a Pepsi at the beginning of the last Spider-Man and missed a couple minutes of the three in the lab. It's a tough game

Thank you, Argo. I think this is a good time to remind everyone that my situation was heavily determined by the canned wine we snuck in. What's amazing is that I nearly made it, but when my wife threw in the towel shortly before me, that was it. It was as if the floodgates had been opened by proxy. We both laughed all the way to the restaurant about missing the literal last scene.

oh no! you both missed the last scene? i figured your wife would've described it to you. what was the last thing you saw? I'll tell you what happened

[washing machine]

The last scene I saw was when

Spoiler: show

Paul learned that his book title was translated poorly by the French publishers

, and I walked back in when

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his wife was waking up.

.

My wife arrived back shortly before me and saw

Spoiler: show

him in the David Byrne suit.

but I missed that part.

It's pretty obvious that

Spoiler: show

he found a way into her dream rescue fantasy

but I'm bummed I missed the emotional payoff.

[The Argonaut]

that's a long piss

[washing machine]

that's a long piss

It was more about the walk to the restroom. This is why I'm lobbying for restrooms inside each individual theater. Maybe even put screens in them like they do at ballparks.

[Anders]

Ida

I went into this thinking I was gonna hate it since the synopsis is about as close to “generic euro art film” as possible, but it ended up being one of my favorite movies that year

it’s really great. Cold War is worth seeing, too

Saw Cold War yesterday. Every frame in black and white could be framed in your house. The music in the movie was also top class. The story of doomed love was as expected, but still told excellently.

[bart]

The last time I went into a bathroom at the movies, there were two kids cutting each other’s hair at the sink

[Anders]

I have probably gone to pee twice during a movie in all my years visiting the cinema. But both were in the last decade. If you have to go, you have to go.

[Anders]