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[bart]

did none of you have mcgruff at your schools

[E.H. Ruddock]

The best way is to go to another Country and exchange it for their currency. Then come Back and exchange it back. You can only do 10k at a time though

[Rangi Guy]

The best way is to go to another Country and exchange it for their currency. Then come Back and exchange it back. You can only do 10k at a time though

That's why you hire mules

[spike]

Stash it away, use it only for groceries. Free groceries forever.

Have you not heard about the eggs?

[96583UP]

did none of you have mcgruff at your schools

we had D.A.R.E.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I remember when the black D.A.R.E. guy made a few middle schoolers cry with his heartwarming tale of redemption.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Use it to buy a car or something off of craigslist. Give the seller a fake name and use a burner phone/email address. Then the cash is his problem. Flip the car to get the money back legit.

[Jorge]

Stash it away, use it only for groceries. Free groceries forever.

You'll stand out as the guy who always uses cash, increasingly so as fewer and fewer people use paper money. And if the bills are marked or serials are known, you'll get caught.

No that won't happen

[The Argonaut]

I'm worried that the setial numbers are flagged, so as soon as they get deposited in a bank, they'll trace it back to me. A couple bills I could play off, but if it happens again?

[wease]

Ruddo’s first scenario seems the most likely one to work.

However if you only use one every so often and in places that are likely to take them, you should be fine. If an establishment takes a handful of them per day how would they know you were the one that used it? Especially if they only make deposits every few days.

[The Argonaut]

How do I know these aren't counterfeit, though? Then even with the best laid plans, the first one will get me under immediate suspicion

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[Bi_3]

Should someone text Dime and make sure he's ok?

[spike]

Who adjusted the empathy settings on Bi_3?

[Dev]

Should someone text Dime and make sure he's ok?

Stop virtue signalling.

[Bi_3]

Who adjusted the empathy settings on Bi_3?

So is like a yes someone checked in with him or…?

[BurtReynolds]

He joined Hamas.

[spike]

[Bi_3]

He joined Hamas.

This stays in our Signal gc dude

[bodysnatcher]

People in the United States call themselves Americans. Which is kinda bullshit considering there are three Americas. I mean, Canada are Canadians. People from Mexico are Mexicans. Heck, even if you wanted to lump an entire continent together you can say South Americans! By that standard, shouldn't we be called United Staters or something?