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Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:13 pm
by spike
It’s the United Stated of America, so the name of the country is the problematic part.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:19 pm
by bodysnatcher
Ok, USAers then?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:20 pm
by bodysnatcher
USAsians?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:20 pm
by bodysnatcher
Wait.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:21 pm
by Jorge
You have no idea how often that argument comes up down here.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:22 pm
by Bi_3
spike wrote:It’s the United Stated of America, so the name of the country is the problematic part.
I just know your ass is using “kilos” and “klics” in conversation already

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:29 pm
by Jorge
bodysnatcher wrote:People in the United States call themselves Americans. Which is kinda bullshit considering there are three Americas. I mean, Canada are Canadians. People from Mexico are Mexicans. Heck, even if you wanted to lump an entire continent together you can say South Americans! By that standard, shouldn't we be called United Staters or something?
In Spanish we use the word Estadounidenses which literally translates to "Unitedstatesians".

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:31 pm
by BurtReynolds
If someone else wanted to be called Americans, they should have put it in their name.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:39 pm
by bodysnatcher
Jorge wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:People in the United States call themselves Americans. Which is kinda bullshit considering there are three Americas. I mean, Canada are Canadians. People from Mexico are Mexicans. Heck, even if you wanted to lump an entire continent together you can say South Americans! By that standard, shouldn't we be called United Staters or something?
In Spanish we use the word Estadounidenses which literally translates to "Unitedstatesians".
Incredible, I'm using this!

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Mon March 31, 2025 11:43 pm
by bodysnatcher
Seems like it would knock us down a notch, which we need

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 1:02 am
by spike
Bi_3 wrote:
spike wrote:It’s the United Stated of America, so the name of the country is the problematic part.
I just know your ass is using “kilos” and “klics” in conversation already
I wear my Unitedstatesian status proudly, sir.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 10:37 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Have you ever jumped or rolled out of a moving vehicle?

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 11:18 am
by wease
It wasn’t going very fast, but yes.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 1:45 pm
by Jorge
I fell off a motorcycle once, when I was a kid

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 1:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
Yes

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 2:09 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 2:20 pm
by wease
A buddy of mine was having some shit going on with his first wife and they were tooling down the road in his pickup while having a big fight. She opens the passenger door and flings herself out it and tells the police he reached across the cab, opened the door and shoved her out. They didn’t buy it for a minute.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 3:17 pm
by BurtReynolds
On the interstate near Stockton California I saw a guy jump out of a (slowly) moving vehicle and roll down a hill. I'm pretty sure his hands were tied behind his back, but it happened so fast I'm not sure what I saw. I actually turned around to go check, but by that time the car and guy was gone.

That's my Stockton, California story.

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 8:23 pm
by Ello Sailor
Jorge wrote:I fell off a motorcycle once, when I was a kid
:lol:

Re: Ask RM a Question

Posted: Tue April 01, 2025 10:15 pm
by spike