The Beautiful Game (The All Inclusive Soccer Thread)

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washing machine wrote: Sat July 04, 2026 1:32 pm Y'all know I stan for punk-ass Paraguay, but I do think today is the day they end. It would be exciting for them to beat France, but I don't have the energy to meme pick them anymore. Cue the intro to "All You Need is Love".
You just watched Argentina almost lose to the smallest country ever in the WC and now you are bailing on Paraguay? Shame.
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96583UP wrote: Sat July 04, 2026 1:55 am you know they are not a fluke bc they did it to spain too

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They actually didnt lose a game in the 90’ Mark. So yes they sure knew what was their game.

Still Argentina having a really bad game won so fuuuuck you Cabo!
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Its going to be interesting to see if Paraguay can be defensive and try to have at least a few chances to score.
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washing machine wrote: Sat July 04, 2026 1:32 pm Y'all know I stan for punk-ass Paraguay, but I do think today is the day they end. It would be exciting for them to beat France, but I don't have the energy to meme pick them anymore. Cue the intro to "All You Need is Love".
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I have super distant family in France. This is personal. Gonna get real personal if Para-G pulls any more mouth covering BS.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote: Sat July 04, 2026 11:33 am I think England will choke against Mexico though
i kinda see this too. that elevation messes with a lot of people. and it is gonna be so loud
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Not a great game from France, Paraguay really held their own defensively
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Yeah Paraguay knew what to do; the french were very nervous and they finished the game in a very awful manner ( mbappe not looking at Gil when he was about to Shake hands with him )
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Mbappe should have got the red card in cooling break too

Morocco is a pretty good rival next
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I hate the penalty box rule as well. In the dumb nba, at least the player has to be shooting to get free throws. I wish in soccer a legitimate scoring chance being taken away lead to a penalty kick. This guy was heading away from the net. I also wish the player fouled had to take the pk rather than the best player on the team.
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Thought France would put the guays away a little more convincingly. Too close for comfort!
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I'm just sad there's no late night soccer tonight.
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washing machine wrote: Sat July 04, 2026 1:21 pm Isn't Morocco sneaky good, though? I don't think Canada will do it. (Sorry doug).
Morocco is very good. Canada is toast.

They've done amazingly well, tho.
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Oh, they were already slaughtered. Timezones, innit.
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Would be a shame if such a fun WC ended up France, Spain, England, Argentina.
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spike wrote: Sun July 05, 2026 1:45 am Would be a shame if such a fun WC ended up France, Spain, England, Argentina.
England will not be in the semis. They’ll likely not survive today.
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Balogun can play for US against Belgium
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E.H. Ruddock wrote: Sun July 05, 2026 5:28 pm Balogun can play for US against Belgium
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Haaland what a beast!!

Worst Brazil i saw in my life. Vini its their best player, that says it all.

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