Red Mosquito

wease wrote:Ah, the gym. I admire your devotion.

its average at best. today is bogeys birthday so i skipped the gym for two hours of cuddling and belly rubs. i told him since it was his birthday id give HIM belly rubs tonight when i get home

M-F I need to set an alarm or I would be hours late to work every day. On the weekend, I sleep with my east-facing windows open so the sun doesn't let me sleep in too late. I want to get those smart blinds that automatically open at sunrise

we only set it for an early flight..i'm always up between 2-4 am to poop anyway..getting old is fun

Peeps wrote:

wease wrote:

Peeps wrote:

Bammer wrote:Do you set an alarm clock for the morning to wake your ass up?

Daily? Work days only? Special occasions? Never?

m-f 345am

weekends 6am (gotta get the dog out before he shits in my room)

What the hell time do you have to be at work?

i start work at 730

i roll out of bed at 4am after i given belly rubs and gotten kisses from bogey
walk him from 4:15-4:30 so he can pee and poop
leave for the big city 430-5am
at the gym at 5:15am
workout and shower until 7am
cross the street at about 7:20am

Shit! And I thought I was crazy getting up at 5am. What time do you go to bed?

What’s with the Burt & Bi faction time shaming their board adversaries now?

Is this a new red pill tactic, implying that rEaL mEn get their uninterrupted 8 hours like clockwork, so they’re at peak performance to own libs all day?

I know they lack the basic ability to empathize, but don’t they at least understand the realities of aging, that some of us get up in the night and turn to our phones when insomnia sets in after a piss?

Maybe this is actually bladder shaming. A literal pissing contest.

Get my pee pee out yo mouth, Bi_3!

When you travel abroad, do you find yourself adopting the accent of the place you're visiting? Is that weird/inappropriate/problematic/racist/etc?

Like, for example, if you go to Ireland, do you find yourself speaking with an Irish accent?

spike wrote:What’s with the Burt & Bi faction time shaming their board adversaries now?

Is this a new red pill tactic, implying that rEaL mEn get their uninterrupted 8 hours like clockwork, so they’re at peak performance to own libs all day?

I know they lack the basic ability to empathize, but don’t they at least understand the realities of aging, that some of us get up in the night and turn to our phones when insomnia sets in after a piss?

Maybe this is actually bladder shaming. A literal pissing contest.

Get my pee pee out yo mouth, Bi_3!

Spike, what in the fuck are you talking about?

epilogue wrote:When you travel abroad, do you find yourself adopting the accent of the place you're visiting? Is that weird/inappropriate/problematic/racist/etc?

Like, for example, if you go to Ireland, do you find yourself speaking with an Irish accent?

Pretty normal to pick up accents or speaking patterns of those around you

My brain/body would not compute regularly waking up before 6 am.

BurtReynolds wrote:

spike wrote:What’s with the Burt & Bi faction time shaming their board adversaries now?

Is this a new red pill tactic, implying that rEaL mEn get their uninterrupted 8 hours like clockwork, so they’re at peak performance to own libs all day?

I know they lack the basic ability to empathize, but don’t they at least understand the realities of aging, that some of us get up in the night and turn to our phones when insomnia sets in after a piss?

Maybe this is actually bladder shaming. A literal pissing contest.

Get my pee pee out yo mouth, Bi_3!

Spike, what in the fuck are you talking about?

Sounds like I’m spot on here.

Do you ever send your toothbrush through the dishwasher so it lasts longer? Or do you usually just get a new one?

bodysnatcher wrote:Do you ever send your toothbrush through the dishwasher so it lasts longer? Or do you usually just get a new one?

i cut back on the hookers and blow so i can afford the 3 dollars to buy the 6 pack

I don't wanna see a hooker that costs $3 but you do you, peeps

bodysnatcher wrote:I don't wanna see a hooker that costs $3 but you do you, peeps

jokes on you. shes only a dollar and its 2 dollars for the blow

bodysnatcher wrote:Do you ever send your toothbrush through the dishwasher so it lasts longer? Or do you usually just get a new one?

you and my mother in law should hang out when you both steal sugar packets from a restaurant and put water in the mustard bottle when it runs out to get every last bit out.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Do you ever send your toothbrush through the dishwasher so it lasts longer? Or do you usually just get a new one?

you and my mother in law should hang out when you both steal sugar packets from a restaurant and put water in the mustard bottle when it runs out to get every last bit out.

Who paid your way through law school?

Chris_H_2 wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Do you ever send your toothbrush through the dishwasher so it lasts longer? Or do you usually just get a new one?

you and my mother in law should hang out when you both steal sugar packets from a restaurant and put water in the mustard bottle when it runs out to get every last bit out.

my mother in law still thinks its 1945 and puts slivers of different colored soaps together instead of throwing them out

spike wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Do you ever send your toothbrush through the dishwasher so it lasts longer? Or do you usually just get a new one?

you and my mother in law should hang out when you both steal sugar packets from a restaurant and put water in the mustard bottle when it runs out to get every last bit out.

Who paid your way through law school?

Disregard, missed the in law portion.

doug rr wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:Do you ever send your toothbrush through the dishwasher so it lasts longer? Or do you usually just get a new one?

you and my mother in law should hang out when you both steal sugar packets from a restaurant and put water in the mustard bottle when it runs out to get every last bit out.

my mother in law still thinks its 1945 and puts slivers of different colored soaps together instead of throwing them out

lol my mother in law does this. When she comes to visit us she travels with the soap slivers

bodysnatcher wrote:Do you ever send your toothbrush through the dishwasher so it lasts longer? Or do you usually just get a new one?

Absolutely not to the first question.