
Cops Are The Worst
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could this guy look like a bigger dork


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Why you gotta fuck with Ole Rusty like that?
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I know this is from some time ago but I only just saw this for the first time today. Can someone please explain to me how in any way this sort of police behaviour can be justified?
NSFW Daniel Shaver police shooting:
Cops called because someone had called in a gun pointing out of his hotel window. Cops show up and manage to fuck things up terminally. Gun in room turned out to be a pellet gun and Shaver was a young idiot kid that could very easily have been my son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBUUx0jUKxc
Cop who did the shooting currently on a pension suffering PTSD from the incident.
How is this allowed time and again?
WE'VE DECIDED THAT VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF SOMEONE DYING ON SCREEN GO TOO FAR TOWARD OBSCENITY. I'M CHANGING THE EMBEDDED VIDEO TO A LINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY CLICK KNOWINGLY. -B
NSFW Daniel Shaver police shooting:
Cops called because someone had called in a gun pointing out of his hotel window. Cops show up and manage to fuck things up terminally. Gun in room turned out to be a pellet gun and Shaver was a young idiot kid that could very easily have been my son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBUUx0jUKxc
Cop who did the shooting currently on a pension suffering PTSD from the incident.
How is this allowed time and again?
WE'VE DECIDED THAT VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF SOMEONE DYING ON SCREEN GO TOO FAR TOWARD OBSCENITY. I'M CHANGING THE EMBEDDED VIDEO TO A LINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY CLICK KNOWINGLY. -B
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Seems that the shooter got off largely due to the incompetence of the supervisor on the scene. There were conflicting commands that the poor decedent tried his best to comply with.Higgs wrote:I know this is from some time ago but I only just saw this for the first time today. Can someone please explain to me how in any way this sort of police behaviour can be justified?
NSFW Daniel Shaver police shooting:
Cops called because someone had called in a gun pointing out of his hotel window. Cops show up and manage to fuck things up terminally. Gun in room turned out to be a pellet gun and Shaver was a young idiot kid that could very easily have been my son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBUUx0jUKxc
Cop who did the shooting currently on a pension suffering PTSD from the incident.
How is this allowed time and again?
WE'VE DECIDED THAT VIDEOS AND PICTURES OF SOMEONE DYING ON SCREEN GO TOO FAR TOWARD OBSCENITY. I'M CHANGING THE EMBEDDED VIDEO TO A LINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY CLICK KNOWINGLY. -B
The scary thing is that absent the shooter's medical retirement, he'd probably be a cop in a neighboring jurisdiction today.
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This Youtube comment is pretty on the money.
I'm not an expert on police procedure, but it seems they could have easily cuffed them right where they lay.This was an execution game. This is the sickest thing I have ever witnessed. Different officers screaming conflicting orders in a game of 'Simon Says' with the loser dying.
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Ostensibly they were concerned that there was an armed individual still in the room. Therefore, they did not want to approach the window/ threshold in order to handcuff him. Weaksauce claim of course.macphisto wrote:This Youtube comment is pretty on the money.
I'm not an expert on police procedure, but it seems they could have easily cuffed them right where they lay.This was an execution game. This is the sickest thing I have ever witnessed. Different officers screaming conflicting orders in a game of 'Simon Says' with the loser dying.
In other situations when they want a potentially armed suspect to come to the officers to get cuffed, they order them to stand with their arms up and walk backwards towards the officer. Seems far safer for everyone involved than this crawling BS which necessitates the arms getting somewhat close to the waistline. Arms near waistline is an offense justifying death, apparently.
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Now that you mention it, I can recall seeing this exact procedure performed many times when I used to regularly watch COPS back in the day.simple schoolboy wrote:Ostensibly they were concerned that there was an armed individual still in the room. Therefore, they did not want to approach the window/ threshold in order to handcuff him. Weaksauce claim of course.macphisto wrote:This Youtube comment is pretty on the money.
I'm not an expert on police procedure, but it seems they could have easily cuffed them right where they lay.This was an execution game. This is the sickest thing I have ever witnessed. Different officers screaming conflicting orders in a game of 'Simon Says' with the loser dying.
In other situations when they want a potentially armed suspect to come to the officers to get cuffed, they order them to stand with their arms up and walk backwards towards the officer. Seems far safer for everyone involved than this crawling BS which necessitates the arms getting somewhat close to the waistline. Arms near waistline is an offense justifying death, apparently.
Dev wrote:You're whole platform is about normalizing idiocy.
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Fuck off B, grow a pair and ban him like when I got banned for posting people dying or shut the fuck up.
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Your misbehavior predates the establishment of the RM Secret Files. I am unable to comment upon disciplinary actions undertaken by the previous administration.Jammer XCI wrote:Fuck off B, grow a pair and ban him like when I got banned for posting people dying or shut the fuck up.
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Fine, I'll accept that explanation. 
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If B banned me for my post then that would be the absolute pinnacle of this thread.
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Cops should not even bother in these neighborhoods anymore
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Two cops shot in STL:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 32df5.html
Two cops shot in Chicago:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020 ... -spaulding
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Two cops shot in STL:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 32df5.html
Two cops shot in Chicago:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020 ... -spaulding
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Doing a dangerous job is only worth it if the community cheers on your murdering of unarmed black men.Bi_3 wrote:Cops should not even bother in these neighborhoods anymore
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Two cops shot in STL:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 32df5.html
Two cops shot in Chicago:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020 ... -spaulding
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where are the vigilante 17 year olds when we need them?!B wrote:Doing a dangerous job is only worth it if the community cheers on your murdering of unarmed black men.Bi_3 wrote:Cops should not even bother in these neighborhoods anymore
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Two cops shot in STL:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 32df5.html
Two cops shot in Chicago:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020 ... -spaulding
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elliseamos wrote:where are the vigilante 17 year olds when we need them?!B wrote:Doing a dangerous job is only worth it if the community cheers on your murdering of unarmed black men.Bi_3 wrote:Cops should not even bother in these neighborhoods anymore
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Two cops shot in STL:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 32df5.html
Two cops shot in Chicago:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020 ... -spaulding
I was suggest more community-based alternatives. Like if the community could band together and form a group of some kind that would enforce behavioral standards over a couple block radius.
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Strawman. No one but the most absurdly stupid are recommending community-based alternatives for resolving shootings.Bi_3 wrote:elliseamos wrote:where are the vigilante 17 year olds when we need them?!B wrote:Doing a dangerous job is only worth it if the community cheers on your murdering of unarmed black men.Bi_3 wrote:Cops should not even bother in these neighborhoods anymore
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Two cops shot in STL:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 32df5.html
Two cops shot in Chicago:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020 ... -spaulding
I was suggest more community-based alternatives. Like if the community could band together and form a group of some kind that would enforce behavioral standards over a couple block radius.
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Did you just call BLM DC absurdly stupid?B wrote:Strawman. No one but the most absurdly stupid are recommending community-based alternatives for resolving shootings.Bi_3 wrote:elliseamos wrote:where are the vigilante 17 year olds when we need them?!B wrote:Doing a dangerous job is only worth it if the community cheers on your murdering of unarmed black men.Bi_3 wrote:Cops should not even bother in these neighborhoods anymore
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Two cops shot in STL:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/cri ... 32df5.html
Two cops shot in Chicago:
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2020 ... -spaulding
I was suggest more community-based alternatives. Like if the community could band together and form a group of some kind that would enforce behavioral standards over a couple block radius.
Think I’m going to try being kind to everyone a chance.
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And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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what if instead of guns cops had tranquilizer darts
those must be less likely to kill than a bullet
those must be less likely to kill than a bullet
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