Can somebody point me to a quality manual can opener?

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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
B wrote:I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

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wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.
i was thinking leaf blower
i was thinking slave I
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Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
B wrote:I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

Image
wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.
i was thinking leaf blower
it still looks phallic so we have to use it.

we have to.
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i've had 2 of these..i love them

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spike wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:
dad wrote:
B wrote:I have one that looks like this, and it sucks a fat dick.

Image
wait. it's a can opener and a fleshlight?

whoa.
i was thinking leaf blower
i was thinking slave I
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Not a fleshlight. :cry:
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