Rewrite an Iconic Movie Scene Starring an RMer

[epilogue]

I just want to be friends cause I can't have them IRL

Why not?

Cause I suck at relationships

But you have a happy successful marriage. That's not easy.

[tree_]

I just want to be friends cause I can't have them IRL

Why not?

Cause I suck at relationships

But you have a happy successful marriage. That's not easy.

Yeah I'm really grateful for that. I was pretty lonely before I met her.

[washing machine]

I know that feel, tree_

[epilogue]

I just want to be friends cause I can't have them IRL

Why not?

Cause I suck at relationships

But you have a happy successful marriage. That's not easy.

Yeah I'm really grateful for that. I was pretty lonely before I met her.

I'd say you're probably being too hard on yourself as it pertains to relationships.

[tree_]

I just want to be friends cause I can't have them IRL

Why not?

Cause I suck at relationships

But you have a happy successful marriage. That's not easy.

Yeah I'm really grateful for that. I was pretty lonely before I met her.

I'd say you're probably being too hard on yourself as it pertains to relationships.

I'd say you don't know what you're talking about... I'm very socially inept... My wife and family like to joke about it with me.. at this point in my life I'm able to laugh about it, which is better

[epilogue]

Ok. My bad. You're a terrible person who doesn't deserve love. Is that better?

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[tree_]

Ok. My bad. You're a terrible person who doesn't deserve love. Is that better?

If you really believe being socially unskilled makes one a bad person... I don't know what to say... I'm glad I'm not your friend

[epilogue]

Ok. My bad. You're a terrible person who doesn't deserve love. Is that better?

If you really believe being socially unskilled makes one a bad person... I don't know what to say... I'm glad I'm not your friend

Have a good day, tree.

[tree_]

Good day... Jerk...

[washing machine]

This is shaping up to be a very bizarre thread.

[epilogue]

Trag will get us back on track in a moment.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

welp

[Kaius]

I’d love to help, Trag, but your feverish pace in this thread is making me feel tired.

Keep up the good work.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Guardians of the Galaxy:

tree_: "I am Groot"

[washing machine]

excellent post

[epilogue]

Indeed.

[tragabigzanda]

Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

[epilogue]

I never saw Gaurdians, can someone please explain this to me?

No