Official Countdown until Matt Patricia is Fired

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day 17: implication in crack cocaine distribution ring

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day 25: The defensive expertise becomes questioned

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day 26: the era of unacceptability

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day 27: don't change a thing

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I wouldn’t want to be the one to fire him because he’d stab me with his pencil
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day 30: let your QB take the fall, and then run to his defense

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day 41: prepare for Brock Osweiler or Ryan Tannehill, both losers who suck at football but still have thicker d*cks than matty fatso patty f*cko fat face bitch slob seat sniffer

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day 43: in order to beat them, you must first date them

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day 47: time for a 'romantic misunderstanding'

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day 69: time to pack your things

https://thebiglead.com/2018/11/11/matt- ... the-lions/

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day 75: 'nanny nanny poo poo'

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day 110: Stress accountability; and then regularly show up late to your own meetings

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day 380: blame hurdlers

https://www.si.com/nfl/lions/news/matt- ... a-session/

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96583UP wrote:day 380: blame hurdlers

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Day 412: The end is nigh?

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Day 419: 'That's what she said'
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