I can't believe they made a sequel to that!

Post by **epilogue** » Sun July 14, 2013 12:55 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Is that new movie "RIPD" really just MiB 4?

That was my understanding.

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Sun July 14, 2013 2:20 pm

Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.

bada · Post by **bada** » Mon July 15, 2013 1:14 pm

http://www.hitfix.com/news/15-of-the-mo ... -ever-made

darth_vedder · Post by **darth_vedder** » Mon July 15, 2013 1:39 pm

harmless wrote:Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.

You're doing it wrong.

Post by B » Mon July 15, 2013 4:22 pm

Thejambi · Post by **Thejambi** » Wed July 17, 2013 10:55 pm

Human Centipede

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Thu July 18, 2013 2:12 am

darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.
You're doing it wrong.

Yeah, shouldn't this thread be for movies that were so bad to begin with you can't see why they'd ever want to make another?

darth_vedder · Post by **darth_vedder** » Thu July 18, 2013 2:21 am

cutuphalfdead wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.
You're doing it wrong.
Yeah, shouldn't this thread be for movies that were so bad to begin with you can't see why they'd ever want to make another?

Yep.

WtOB? · Post by **WtOB?** » Thu July 18, 2013 3:26 am

Scary Movie.

Citizen Dick · Post by **Citizen Dick** » Thu July 18, 2013 6:23 am

The Fast and Furious movies make a bit of an interesting case study on a series of movies that have gone full circle from a sequel being justifiable to absolutely not, then, somehow, justifiable again.

Fast and furious (good enough in a completely brainless way and successful enough to warrant a sequel)
2 Fast 2 Furious (hmmmm, the turd is starting to show through the polish... I'm not sure we need another one)
FF3: Tokyo Drift (oh god no, who the hell wants a sequel after Tokyo Drift?)
FF4 (huh, stupid, but I guess successful enough to make another one)
FF5 (ok, yes we need another one, if only to see how far beyond the stupid barrier we can push this thing)
FF6 (More Statham? 50km long runways.... sure, why the fuck not? We definitely need one more serve after this)

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Thu July 18, 2013 12:49 pm

cutuphalfdead wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.
You're doing it wrong.
Yeah, shouldn't this thread be for movies that were so bad to begin with you can't see why they'd ever want to make another?

No! The title doesn't specify that at all, just movies that should never have had a sequel -- either for that reason, or because they totally messed the sequels up and destroyed the legacy of the original film

darth_vedder · Post by **darth_vedder** » Thu July 18, 2013 1:02 pm

harmless wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.
You're doing it wrong.
Yeah, shouldn't this thread be for movies that were so bad to begin with you can't see why they'd ever want to make another?
No! The title doesn't specify that at all, just movies that should never have had a sequel -- either for that reason, or because they totally messed the sequels up and destroyed the legacy of the original film

Yes!

daft twat wrote:
lowlight79 wrote:The whole ten yards.
This is exactly what I meant. Many of the sequels mentioned in this thread are hideous, but I can see why they were attempted. This, though.....who the fuck saw the first one and thought, "I would be keen on seeing what happens next to these characters"?

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Thu July 18, 2013 1:17 pm

darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.
You're doing it wrong.
Yeah, shouldn't this thread be for movies that were so bad to begin with you can't see why they'd ever want to make another?
No! The title doesn't specify that at all, just movies that should never have had a sequel -- either for that reason, or because they totally messed the sequels up and destroyed the legacy of the original film
Yes!

daft twat wrote:
lowlight79 wrote:The whole ten yards.
This is exactly what I meant. Many of the sequels mentioned in this thread are hideous, but I can see why they were attempted. This, though.....who the fuck saw the first one and thought, "I would be keen on seeing what happens next to these characters"?

Such a retroactive "Yeah, THIS is what I meant, actually" doesn't count. I read the thread title and answered.

darth_vedder · Post by **darth_vedder** » Thu July 18, 2013 2:14 pm

harmless wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.
You're doing it wrong.
Yeah, shouldn't this thread be for movies that were so bad to begin with you can't see why they'd ever want to make another?
No! The title doesn't specify that at all, just movies that should never have had a sequel -- either for that reason, or because they totally messed the sequels up and destroyed the legacy of the original film
Yes!

daft twat wrote:
lowlight79 wrote:The whole ten yards.
This is exactly what I meant. Many of the sequels mentioned in this thread are hideous, but I can see why they were attempted. This, though.....who the fuck saw the first one and thought, "I would be keen on seeing what happens next to these characters"?
Such a retroactive "Yeah, THIS is what I meant, actually" doesn't count. I read the thread title and answered.

That daft twat guy sure is a twat for causing all of this confusion. Hey Mr. Twat, next time, how about being more clear dammit!

Post by **Jorge** » Thu July 18, 2013 2:28 pm

daft twat wrote:I was pissed up.

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Thu July 18, 2013 2:43 pm

darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
darth_vedder wrote:
harmless wrote:Jurassic Park. The first one might be my favourite movie ever and the others are shit.
You're doing it wrong.
Yeah, shouldn't this thread be for movies that were so bad to begin with you can't see why they'd ever want to make another?
No! The title doesn't specify that at all, just movies that should never have had a sequel -- either for that reason, or because they totally messed the sequels up and destroyed the legacy of the original film
Yes!

daft twat wrote:
lowlight79 wrote:The whole ten yards.
This is exactly what I meant. Many of the sequels mentioned in this thread are hideous, but I can see why they were attempted. This, though.....who the fuck saw the first one and thought, "I would be keen on seeing what happens next to these characters"?
Such a retroactive "Yeah, THIS is what I meant, actually" doesn't count. I read the thread title and answered.
That daft twat guy sure is a twat for causing all of this confusion. Hey Mr. Twat, next time, how about being more clear dammit!

Incidentally, I learned the other day that I think, in the US, you pronounce 'twat' as 'twot', whereas here, it rhymes with 'that'.

lowlight79 · Post by **lowlight79** » Thu July 18, 2013 4:53 pm

Sharknado 2, just greenlit!

Post by **bune** » Thu July 18, 2013 5:35 pm

Scumbag Syfy

•SHARKNADO, 1.37 MILLION VIEWERS CONSIDERED VERY SUCCESSFUL

•WAREHOUSE 13, ON AVERAGE 2 MILLION EUREKA, ON AVERAGE 2.5 MILLION ALPHAS, ON AVERAGE 1.5 MILLION ALL OF WHICH NOT DEEMED SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO CONTINUE AIRING

Thought it appropriate.

bart · Post by **bart** » Thu July 18, 2013 8:43 pm

Sharknado only caught on after its original air date, though. Also it probably cost like 47 dollars to make, 25 of which went to Tara Reid.

Norah · Post by **Norah** » Fri July 19, 2013 6:42 am

She still had to suck off the director.

Red Mosquito

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