
The Insurrection Thread
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Vitalogist wrote:As a hotel manager, you can imagine the amount of beige I’ve seen in my career.
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That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “
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Have you had to testify? Pretty sure your common juror will have those same demands, even if they can't directly ask you.blueviper wrote:That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “
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Too busy murdering innocent people I guess or maybe they just have so much funding that they can’t be bothered to learn their jobsBurtReynolds wrote:How do detectives not know that?
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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Yeah. Shit like that takes me right out of the show/movie we’re watching.blueviper wrote:That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “
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This insurrection mirrors Trump himself. So much strong rhetoric, but when your moment arrives, you realize you don't know how to do the job.
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From his visit to the White House this morning.
The MyPillow Insurrection.
The MyPillow Insurrection.
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Not coincidentally, invoking the insurrection act and declaring martial law has been a huuuuge talking point among Q followers, the last few days.
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Lots of black Escalades on the Beltway today.
"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."
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Alternate title: The But Wait--There's More Insurrection!McParadigm wrote:From his visit to the White House this morning.
The MyPillow Insurrection.
McParadigm wrote:lol
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FUCK ICE
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So, in their minds, if he declares martial law, Uncle Joe can’t be inaugurated?
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Lizards tend to believe these types of theories.wease wrote:So, in their minds, if he declares martial law, Uncle Joe can’t be inaugurated?
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the funny thing is - he could declare martial law - but the Joint Chiefs already said 'Biden is going to become president'
so it's not like military troops will magically appear and stop Biden from taking office
if anything they'd probably cut the power to the WH and let him sit in the dark for 5 days
so it's not like military troops will magically appear and stop Biden from taking office
if anything they'd probably cut the power to the WH and let him sit in the dark for 5 days
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some capitol police stories
This cop felt the need to call out "I have kids" in an attempt to not get killed
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Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
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"The fatal flaw of all revolutionaries is that they know how to tear things down but don't have a f**king clue about how to build anything."