That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 6:54 am
by simple schoolboy
blueviper wrote:That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “
Have you had to testify? Pretty sure your common juror will have those same demands, even if they can't directly ask you.
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 7:47 am
by BurtReynolds
How do detectives not know that?
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 11:56 am
by Bi_3
BurtReynolds wrote:How do detectives not know that?
Too busy murdering innocent people I guess or maybe they just have so much funding that they can’t be bothered to learn their jobs
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 12:20 pm
by wease
blueviper wrote:That CSI thing above is great. I work at a police department and get detectives asking me to enhance surveillance footage they get from stores, gas stations, etc. I take one look at the grainy footage and usually say “this isn’t CSI. “
Yeah. Shit like that takes me right out of the show/movie we’re watching.
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 2:05 pm
by Rob
This insurrection mirrors Trump himself. So much strong rhetoric, but when your moment arrives, you realize you don't know how to do the job.
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 9:43 pm
by McParadigm
From his visit to the White House this morning.
The MyPillow Insurrection.
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 9:52 pm
by McParadigm
Not coincidentally, invoking the insurrection act and declaring martial law has been a huuuuge talking point among Q followers, the last few days.
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 9:53 pm
by Bi_3
Lots of black Escalades on the Beltway today.
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 9:56 pm
by Simple Torture
McParadigm wrote:From his visit to the White House this morning.
The MyPillow Insurrection.
Alternate title: The But Wait--There's More Insurrection!
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 10:00 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 11:11 pm
by wease
So, in their minds, if he declares martial law, Uncle Joe can’t be inaugurated?
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Fri January 15, 2021 11:37 pm
by elliseamos
wease wrote:So, in their minds, if he declares martial law, Uncle Joe can’t be inaugurated?
Lizards tend to believe these types of theories.
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Sat January 16, 2021 1:42 am
by 96583UP
the funny thing is - he could declare martial law - but the Joint Chiefs already said 'Biden is going to become president'
so it's not like military troops will magically appear and stop Biden from taking office
if anything they'd probably cut the power to the WH and let him sit in the dark for 5 days
Re: The Insurrection Thread
Posted: Sat January 16, 2021 6:38 am
by knee tunes
some capitol police stories
This cop felt the need to call out "I have kids" in an attempt to not get killed