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Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 1:19 am
by dad
BurtReynolds wrote:Normal Cow Submerged in Water in an Upper Class Neighborhood
this is the best one.

you guys can stop now.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 1:22 am
by spike
we'll stop when we're good and ready

we won't be cowed by you

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 2:00 am
by Mecca
I’m still locked out from twitter

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 2:56 am
by spike
Mecca wrote:I’m still locked out from twitter
Go live your best life.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 2:59 am
by Mecca
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:I’m still locked out from twitter
Go live your best life.
I just hope it’s resolved before the NFL draft

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 3:01 am
by spike
Mecca wrote:
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:I’m still locked out from twitter
Go live your best life.
I just hope it’s resolved before the NFL draft
Freeing yourself from the year round NFL cycle will also improve your existence.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 3:09 am
by Mecca
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:I’m still locked out from twitter
Go live your best life.
I just hope it’s resolved before the NFL draft
Freeing yourself from the year round NFL cycle will also improve your existence.
The Buffalo Bills are actually good and I’m going to savor every moment

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 3:30 am
by spike
Mecca wrote:
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:I’m still locked out from twitter
Go live your best life.
I just hope it’s resolved before the NFL draft
Freeing yourself from the year round NFL cycle will also improve your existence.
The Buffalo Bills are actually good and I’m going to savor every moment
by wearing zubaz every day?

Re: Twitter

Posted: Fri April 15, 2022 1:51 pm
by Mecca
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:
spike wrote:
Mecca wrote:I’m still locked out from twitter
Go live your best life.
I just hope it’s resolved before the NFL draft
Freeing yourself from the year round NFL cycle will also improve your existence.
The Buffalo Bills are actually good and I’m going to savor every moment
by wearing zubaz every day?
I save that for football season. After 20 years the pants are starting to fade

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue April 19, 2022 12:43 pm
by spike

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue April 19, 2022 1:37 pm
by elliseamos
Not certain of the joke, but the fact that he keeps changing which university he's a professor of cartography at is amusing.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Tue April 19, 2022 1:48 pm
by spike
Texans derive much pride and strength from the mere size of their nation state.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Wed April 20, 2022 10:29 pm
by BurtReynolds
This is compressed natural gas, not electric, but regardless, this bus is metal as fuck :bammer: :bammer: :bammer:

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat April 23, 2022 5:46 pm
by contamination

Re: Twitter

Posted: Sat April 23, 2022 5:48 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon April 25, 2022 8:18 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon April 25, 2022 8:24 pm
by BurtReynolds
Blue Checkmarks have been arrested and executed. Patriots in control.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon April 25, 2022 8:28 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon April 25, 2022 8:30 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Twitter

Posted: Mon April 25, 2022 8:34 pm
by VinylGuy
I dont have twitter and i wont be getting it anytime soon