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Re: Brands®️
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 10:27 pm
by dad
macphisto wrote:There’s a Jif recall for salmonella that was just announced. Brand loyalty will kill you.
jif is basically a staple in the dad household. we've got about six full jars we'll likely have to get rid of.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 10:58 pm
by verb_to_trust
Skippy or gtfo
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 11:01 pm
by macphisto
dad wrote:macphisto wrote:There’s a Jif recall for salmonella that was just announced. Brand loyalty will kill you.
jif is basically a staple in the dad household. we've got about six full jars we'll likely have to get rid of.
I'm so sorry. Prayers inbound. You stock that PB deep!
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 11:01 pm
by macphisto
verb_to_trust wrote:Skippy or gtfo
You ever fuck wit the crunchy?
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 11:05 pm
by dad
macphisto wrote:dad wrote:macphisto wrote:There’s a Jif recall for salmonella that was just announced. Brand loyalty will kill you.
jif is basically a staple in the dad household. we've got about six full jars we'll likely have to get rid of.
I'm so sorry. Prayers inbound. You stock that PB deep!
we do not fuck around in this house.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 11:08 pm
by macphisto
dad wrote:macphisto wrote:dad wrote:macphisto wrote:There’s a Jif recall for salmonella that was just announced. Brand loyalty will kill you.
jif is basically a staple in the dad household. we've got about six full jars we'll likely have to get rid of.
I'm so sorry. Prayers inbound. You stock that PB deep!
we do not fuck around in this house.
My man.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Sun May 22, 2022 11:38 pm
by verb_to_trust
macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Skippy or gtfo
You ever fuck wit the crunchy?
Nah
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 12:03 am
by macphisto
verb_to_trust wrote:macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Skippy or gtfo
You ever fuck wit the crunchy?
Nah
Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 2:29 am
by dad
macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Skippy or gtfo
You ever fuck wit the crunchy?
Nah
Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.
target was the only place close to us that had no sugar added skippy. i bought two creamy, and two crunchy.
let's do this.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 2:39 am
by macphisto
dad wrote:macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Skippy or gtfo
You ever fuck wit the crunchy?
Nah
Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.
target was the only place close to us that had no sugar added skippy. i bought two creamy, and two crunchy.
let's do this.
Heck yeah! Toast some bread to perfection. Then spread on some butter. Finally, lay down a thicc layer of that crunchy. Fair warning, you will probably cream in your jeans.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 3:07 am
by simple schoolboy
macphisto wrote:dad wrote:macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Skippy or gtfo
You ever fuck wit the crunchy?
Nah
Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.
target was the only place close to us that had no sugar added skippy. i bought two creamy, and two crunchy.
let's do this.
Heck yeah! Toast some bread to perfection. Then spread on some butter. Finally, lay down a thicc layer of that crunchy. Fair warning, you will probably cream in your jeans.
I don't think crunchy makes sense as an only peanut butter, but it's nice to mix it up if you can have some variety.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 3:15 am
by macphisto
simple schoolboy wrote:macphisto wrote:dad wrote:macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:macphisto wrote:verb_to_trust wrote:Skippy or gtfo
You ever fuck wit the crunchy?
Nah
Come over and fuck wit it wit me sometime, brother.
target was the only place close to us that had no sugar added skippy. i bought two creamy, and two crunchy.
let's do this.
Heck yeah! Toast some bread to perfection. Then spread on some butter. Finally, lay down a thicc layer of that crunchy. Fair warning, you will probably cream in your jeans.
I don't think crunchy makes sense as an only peanut butter, but it's nice to mix it up if you can have some variety.
Oh absolutely, if you’re only gonna stock one jar in cupboard, make it creamy.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 7:19 pm
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:Lol dev out here making fake ass rap songs, meanwhile MacP and me are saving actual lives
just checked my lot numbers, fuck!
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 7:23 pm
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 7:27 pm
by spike
still better than her eating skippy
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 7:29 pm
by dad
what's wrong with skippy? are you that choosey?
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 8:07 pm
by doug rr
trader joe's unsalted house here
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 8:17 pm
by spike
dad wrote:what's wrong with skippy? are you that choosey?
why settle for second best?
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 8:19 pm
by dad
spike wrote:dad wrote:what's wrong with skippy? are you that choosey?
why settle for second best?
i settled, albeit temporarily. once j.m. smucker gets its shit together this will be a jif household again.
Re: Brands®️
Posted: Mon May 23, 2022 11:07 pm
by washing machine
Laura Scudder is the butter side of my daily bread.