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Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 2:23 pm
by Bammer
Simple Torture wrote:Bammer wrote:I’m sitting out here on the back patio with the dog watching the m’s
Imagine just casually admitting to animal abuse like this.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 3:56 pm
by spike
Simple Torture wrote:Bammer wrote:I’m sitting out here on the back patio with the dog watching the m’s
Imagine just casually admitting to animal abuse like this.
This thread is revealing Bammer as the monster he is in more ways than one.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Wed June 22, 2022 4:51 pm
by bodysnatcher
holy shit bammer
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 4:29 am
by Bammer
bodysnatcher wrote:holy shit bammer
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat July 30, 2022 2:42 am
by Simple Torture
I would like to congratulate the Mariners on breaking their 2-decade-long playoff drought.
This post is not an attempt to jinx them.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 4:07 am
by Mickey
I'll win a not insignificant parlay bet if the Mariners can win tonight
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat August 06, 2022 1:47 pm
by Bammer
Mickey wrote:I'll win a not insignificant parlay bet if the Mariners can win tonight
:fistbump:
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Thu September 01, 2022 1:36 am
by dad
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Thu September 01, 2022 2:17 pm
by dad
since posting that pic of the Edgar Martinez card, i've been thinking about other Mariners, like Griffey Jr., of course.
one of the all-time sweetest swings in baseball.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat September 17, 2022 4:08 am
by Bammer
Bros, I am conflicted. Pretty sure I want the #6 seed. Not the 5 or 4.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat September 17, 2022 4:52 am
by Mickey
Number six seed is clearly ideal if you can swing it.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat September 17, 2022 5:06 am
by Bammer
I bought playoff tickets yesterday
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Wed September 21, 2022 4:36 am
by Bammer
Bammer is getting worried.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Thu September 22, 2022 3:28 am
by Mickey
The Rays are falling apart too but are the Orioles or White Sox going to catch them? Doubtful. Enjoy the first round bounce.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Thu September 22, 2022 4:32 am
by Bammer
It’s the first round bounce I am prepared for.
It’s all the “thanks for a great season” messaging that I’m not looking forward to.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat October 01, 2022 3:01 pm
by Simple Torture
Thoughts and prayers to everyone else in mourning today.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat October 01, 2022 4:03 pm
by Bammer
Already waiting to replicate this feeling again when I am 63 years old
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sat October 01, 2022 9:12 pm
by washing machine
I love this thread so much.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Sun October 02, 2022 5:11 am
by Bammer
Mickey wrote:The Rays are falling apart too but are the Orioles or White Sox going to catch them? Doubtful. Enjoy the first round bounce.
I honestly hope we lose the next 5 games and get the #6.
Re: Simple Torture: A Seattle Mariners Thread
Posted: Mon October 10, 2022 5:06 pm
by washing machine
I've got a bad feeling about this Astros/M's matchup after heckling bammer these last few years. Is Scott Servais's squad the team of destiny in 2022?
