People who don't pick up dog shit in their own yard

[dad]

litter boxes are disgusting.

You do know you don't clean them with your bare hands right?

you pick the poop up with your toes, right?

[tree_]

this is too much
ya never know what the day will bring

[dad]

my wife will be pleased to have so many allies.

[tree_]

i want to know if you have any allies on this issue

[JuanHamm]

I bet macphisto regularly handled feces

[dad]

i'm sure i'm alone in this world i've created for myself, and that's quite alright.

[tree_]

does bare-handling sun-dried dog shit bring you pleasure somehow? do you hold it there in your hands for a minute before tossing it?

[dad]

does bare-handling sun-dried dog shit bring you pleasure somehow? do you hold it there in your hands for a minute before tossing it?

i pick it up and toss it over the fence.

note: we have a barely medium-sized dog, so it's not like i'm picking up massive piles of shit. some are no bigger than a finger.

lots of overreacting today.

[B]

I've never been one to pick up dog shit. It's so undignified. I don't want to live my life like that.

By that argument, do you do any household chores?

Clean your toilets?
Sweep the floors?

I do those things. I just don't unnecessarily handle my dog's feces.

That's part of the responsibility of owning a dog, tree.

Where do squirrels poop? Who's picking up coyote shit?

We don't breed those animals and increase their numbers for human enjoyment.

[tree_]

i don't breed shit

and there are way more wild animals shitting all over the neighborhood than dogs, I assure you

[dad]

if i get it on my hands after picking up a fresh turd with a doggie bag, i'm immediately grossed out and need to wash my hands.

the dried stuff doesn't have the immediate grossness to me.

[tree_]

just because you can't see them doesn't mean germs aren't there, poppy

you're gonna be responsible for the next pandemic with this shit

[doug rr]

i pick it up right away...my dog has a habit of needing to go out in the middle of the night..i'll let him out and take a flashlight just so i can find it

[JuanHamm]

just because you can't see them doesn't mean germs aren't there, poppy

you're gonna be responsible for the next pandemic with this shit

At least he's not leaving them outside to fester.

How often do you step in poop?

[tree_]

animals have been pooping on the ground since the beginning of time

[dad]

just because you can't see them doesn't mean germs aren't there, poppy

you're gonna be responsible for the next pandemic with this shit

i'm way more of a germaphobe than i'm letting on with this barehanded dogshit stuff.

i wash my hands more than lady macbeth.

[doug rr]

every time i see a footprint in dog shit i smile..

[spike]

i pick it up right away...my dog has a habit of needing to go out in the middle of the night..i'll let him out and take a flashlight just so i can find it

Weren’t you a dog walker to the stars back in nyc?

[doug rr]

i pick it up right away...my dog has a habit of needing to go out in the middle of the night..i'll let him out and take a flashlight just so i can find it

Weren’t you a dog walker to the stars back in nyc?

yes

[tree_]

ooohhh what stars?