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Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue April 02, 2024 8:15 pm
by BurtReynolds
stay away from those white whales.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue April 02, 2024 8:26 pm
by Alex
Coach wrote:Alex wrote:I think we’re long overdue for a Coach update.
Ok sure.
I'll use nick names to keep things confidential.
The headline is that in early March I made an unforced error and screwed things up with the tall girl I told you guys about awhile back. She really dug me and I blew her off one weekend for someone else and I really regret it.
So, I apologized to her and attempted to re-establish contact with her over the last few weeks. I was totally honest with her and thankfully we are due to grab coffee this weekend to try to get things back on track. But no guarantees.
And, that's why your Coach always has multiple things happening. Lol.
1. Skinny girl. Well, we have been on and off. I don't know why I don't like her more. But, we are going out again tomorrow. I mean at this point we are basically FWB.
2. White whale. I recently reconnected with an old friend on FB who amazingly just became single after seven years. We went out once, trading text messages. We shall see. It's a long play w/ this one.
3. New girl. Too soon to tell with this one. We have only been chatting on the app. But, she seems cool and we are gonna meet up next week.
Ok, there's your update.
can you give lenny some dating tips?
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue April 02, 2024 8:44 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I’m hopeless and there coach is banging babes left and right
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue April 02, 2024 9:02 pm
by doug rr
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m hopeless and there coach is banging babes left and right
if you can't mount a TV you can't mount a babe..
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue April 02, 2024 9:11 pm
by Alex
doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m hopeless and there coach is banging babes left and right
if you can't mount a TV you can't mount a babe..
if you can’t throw a slider, you can’t get inside her
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue April 02, 2024 9:20 pm
by doug rr
Alex wrote:doug rr wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m hopeless and there coach is banging babes left and right
if you can't mount a TV you can't mount a babe..
if you can’t throw a slider, you can’t get inside her
as the ladies run and hide, Lenny can't roll tide
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue April 02, 2024 10:07 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I quit
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Tue April 02, 2024 10:37 pm
by Alex
i’m rooting for you, lenny.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Wed April 03, 2024 12:52 pm
by Coach
BurtReynolds wrote:stay away from those white whales.
very true
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Wed April 03, 2024 5:48 pm
by Ms Harmless
do any of you love me?
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Wed April 03, 2024 8:02 pm
by Alex
i like you a lot, but love is a strong word. the only RMer i love is Lenny.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Wed April 03, 2024 8:04 pm
by Ms Harmless
I'll take it
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Wed April 03, 2024 8:08 pm
by Coach
ok, good news, fellas.
A Saturday night date is confirmed with tall girl.
This is a great second chance to show that I am really interested in her and that my unforced error is in the past.
We are going to her favorite Italian restaurant. Picking her up in the new Tesla (ha). Will arrive with flowers of course and her favorite music playing in the car....some folk poet love thing. Gotta search my text messages.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Thu April 04, 2024 3:57 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
That's far too much work
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Thu April 04, 2024 4:02 am
by Anders
I do think the pre-date flowers and her favorite music is coming on a bit strong. But who knows, she might love that.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Thu April 04, 2024 4:06 am
by coptheriotact
Anders wrote:I do think the pre-date flowers and her favorite music is coming on a bit strong. But who knows, she might love that.
maybe pre-date print out of the poop thread and music she hates?
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Thu April 04, 2024 4:09 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Just wink a lot
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Thu April 04, 2024 4:14 am
by Anders
coptheriotact wrote:Anders wrote:I do think the pre-date flowers and her favorite music is coming on a bit strong. But who knows, she might love that.
maybe pre-date print out of the poop thread and music she hates?
I wouldn't recommend this approach.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Thu April 04, 2024 11:38 am
by wease
Don’t fuck it up again with tall girl.
Re: The Dating Thread
Posted: Thu April 04, 2024 12:11 pm
by The Argonaut
Take her picture a lot. And use flash. This will be a night you two will always want to remember, and you will want crisp, clear pictures