Red Mosquito

Jorge wrote:I need more. Who is Ms. Harmless talking to? You?

Anders: I’m watching the movie Shame.
A couple of hours later.
Anders: Didn’t love this one.
lennytheweedwhacker: Because of the penis?
Anders: That didn’t make a difference.
lennytheweedwhacker: Because of your penis?
Anders: No, because the movie just wasn’t that great. Can we talk about something else?
lennytheweedwhacker: Fine, but only if you promise to keep your mind open to penis-related discussions in the future.
Anders: I can’t make that promise, but I’ll try to be more open-minded. Let’s change the subject. What do you think about the latest news on Mars?
lennytheweedwhacker: I don’t really care about Mars. All I care about is my trusty weed whacker and my love for all things penis.
Anders: I see. Well, maybe we just have different interests. It was nice chatting with you, though. Take care.

Bammer: Hey Ms. Harmless, what's up?

Ms. Harmless: Not much, just thinking about the Oscars the other night.

Bammer: Oh yeah, that was wild. Did you see Will Smith slap The Rock?

Ms. Harmless: Yeah, I did. And to be honest, I've been thinking about it and I've changed my mind. I think Will Smith was absolutely wrong to do that.

Bammer: Really? I thought it was pretty funny.

Ms. Harmless: Well, I don't think violence is ever funny. And to do it on national television just sets a bad example.

Bammer: I guess you have a point. But hey, at least we got to see Tool perform.

Ms. Harmless: Actually, I've changed my mind about them too. I think they're friggin' awesome.

Bammer: No way! I didn't think you were into that kind of music.

Ms. Harmless: Yeah, I know. I used to not be into it, but I've been listening to them more and I really like them now.

VinylGuy: (joining the conversation) Hello.

Ms. Harmless: Hi VinylGuy.

Bammer: What's up, man?

VinylGuy: (says nothing, just nods)

Tree: (joining the conversation) Hey guys, what's going on?

Ms. Harmless: Not much, just talking about the Oscars and how we've both changed our minds about Will Smith and Tool.

Tree: Oh, cool. I didn't catch the Oscars, but I heard Tool was awesome.

Bammer: Yeah, they were great.

Tree: Hey, did you know that I'm the smelliest man in the world?

Ms. Harmless: (taken aback) Uh, no, I didn't.

Bammer: (laughing) Yeah, right.

Tree: (defensively) No, seriously. I once won a contest for being the smelliest man in the world.

Ms. Harmless: (politely) Well, that's interesting.

Bammer: (skeptically) Sure, man. Whatever you say.

Anders wrote:

Anders: I’m watching the movie Shame.
A couple of hours later.
Anders: Didn’t love this one.
lennytheweedwhacker: Because of the penis?
Anders: That didn’t make a difference.
lennytheweedwhacker: Because of your penis?
Anders: No, because the movie just wasn’t that great. Can we talk about something else?
lennytheweedwhacker: Fine, but only if you promise to keep your mind open to penis-related discussions in the future.
Anders: I can’t make that promise, but I’ll try to be more open-minded. Let’s change the subject. What do you think about the latest news on Mars?
lennytheweedwhacker: I don’t really care about Mars. All I care about is my trusty weed whacker and my love for all things penis.
Anders: I see. Well, maybe we just have different interests. It was nice chatting with you, though. Take care.

Jorge wrote:

Bammer: Hey Ms. Harmless, what's up?

Ms. Harmless: Not much, just thinking about the Oscars the other night.

Bammer: Oh yeah, that was wild. Did you see Will Smith slap The Rock?

Ms. Harmless: Yeah, I did. And to be honest, I've been thinking about it and I've changed my mind. I think Will Smith was absolutely wrong to do that.

Bammer: Really? I thought it was pretty funny.

Ms. Harmless: Well, I don't think violence is ever funny. And to do it on national television just sets a bad example.

Bammer: I guess you have a point. But hey, at least we got to see Tool perform.

Ms. Harmless: Actually, I've changed my mind about them too. I think they're friggin' awesome.

Bammer: No way! I didn't think you were into that kind of music.

Ms. Harmless: Yeah, I know. I used to not be into it, but I've been listening to them more and I really like them now.

VinylGuy: (joining the conversation) Hello.

Ms. Harmless: Hi VinylGuy.

Bammer: What's up, man?

VinylGuy: (says nothing, just nods)

Tree: (joining the conversation) Hey guys, what's going on?

Ms. Harmless: Not much, just talking about the Oscars and how we've both changed our minds about Will Smith and Tool.

Tree: Oh, cool. I didn't catch the Oscars, but I heard Tool was awesome.

Bammer: Yeah, they were great.

Tree: Hey, did you know that I'm the smelliest man in the world?

Ms. Harmless: (taken aback) Uh, no, I didn't.

Bammer: (laughing) Yeah, right.

Tree: (defensively) No, seriously. I once won a contest for being the smelliest man in the world.

Ms. Harmless: (politely) Well, that's interesting.

Bammer: (skeptically) Sure, man. Whatever you say.

epilogue wrote:This is fascinating. Like, I almost don't believe Jorge didn't actually write these himself.

Jorge, next time you do one can you post a screenshot of it instead of copy/pasting?

Jorge wrote:You can tweak your prompts for the conversation to end in more unusual ways

knee tunes wrote:Joey: Hey, I heard that Jorge is leaving the country. Is that true?

Bert: Yeah, I heard that too. Apparently he's trying to avoid some kind of confrontation.

Joey: Really? I find that hard to believe. Jorge's never been one to back down from a challenge.

Bert: I know, but I heard it from a reliable source. Plus, he's been acting kind of strange lately.

Joey: Hmm, I guess it's possible. But I still have a hard time believing it.

Bert: Well, I guess only time will tell. But in the meantime, we should just respect his decision and wish him well on his travels.

Joey: Yeah, you're right. I hope he comes back safe and sound.