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Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed May 17, 2023 3:59 pm
by tragabigzanda
Vote for AI Bill Clinton 2024

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed May 17, 2023 4:12 pm
by tree_
not with AI Monica Lewinsky with her mouth all over his AI cock

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 5:46 pm
by tree_

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 5:51 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 5:52 pm
by tree_
yeah man, crazy times ahead

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 6:02 pm
by tommy
It called Sky News Australia a "great news outlet" so it can't be that smart.

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 6:05 pm
by tree_
bloody hell, crikey, mate!

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 6:11 pm
by BurtReynolds
"If you wanted to harm people, you'd use a nuclear bomb."

What kind of dumbass sophistry is that?

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 6:35 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I mean, all we have to do if AI gets too powerful is turn off the internet. Duh.

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 6:36 pm
by tree_
There you have it folks, Ruddo has now solved the problem the world's smartest people have been struggling with for decades.

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 7:20 pm
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:i mean i knew this was coming but I didn't realize it was THAT close. The little facial movements are what really get me.
The brow action is crazy.

Also, that founder telling it to shut up is the attitude that will lead to AI eventually turning against us.

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 7:30 pm
by 96583UP
tragabigzanda wrote:i mean i knew this was coming but I didn't realize it was THAT close. The little facial movements are what really get me.
nothin' a good ol-fashioned shotgun can't fix

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Wed September 13, 2023 9:36 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
tree_ wrote:There you have it folks, Ruddo has now solved the problem the world's smartest people have been struggling with for decades.
I stayed at a holiday inn once

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Thu September 14, 2023 2:13 am
by bodysnatcher
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I mean, all we have to do if AI gets too powerful is turn off the internet. Duh.
Both robots and social media influencers start dropping dead like flies. Win win!

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Fri June 28, 2024 3:15 am
by daft twat
Just saw an article about the AI possibility of Madden and Summerall calling future NFL games. Change that to Al Michaels and, holy shit, I’d choose that for every game for the rest of my life.

Re: Artificial Intelligence

Posted: Fri June 28, 2024 7:15 am
by wease
daft twat wrote:Just saw an article about the AI possibility of Madden and Summerall calling future NFL games. Change that to Al Michaels and, holy shit, I’d choose that for every game for the rest of my life.
Michaels over Summerall? Come on now.