Red Mosquito

doug rr wrote:farting is a rarity now compared to a few years ago after I quit drinking beer...

The last six or seven months I’ve cut my beer consumption significantly, but eating mostly plant-based keeps me good and farty.

I thought it was eating a lot of meat that made you fart a lot

i make a lot of goya black beans and they make me fart every time

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:I'm in the camp of adding farts to the poop thread

The All Encompassing Butt Thread

Yep, I'll co-sign this.

In the meantime fellas, let's get this pee thread up to 10 pages today. I invited some friends from PJ Chat to join us.

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:

Coach wrote:I'm in the camp of adding farts to the poop thread

The All Encompassing Butt Thread

Yep, I'll co-sign this.

In the meantime fellas, let's get this pee thread up to 10 pages today. I invited some friends from PJ Chat to join us.

Gonna Pee, My Friend

Among Pearl Jam members (past and present) who do you think will have the best pee day today? What I mean by that is a strong, steady flow, light yellow to clear, no smell, no mess.

I'm going Stone.

oh dear, I need to pee, headed into my first office pee of the day!

Coach wrote:Among Pearl Jam members (past and present) who do you think will have the best pee day today? What I mean by that is a strong, steady flow, light yellow to clear, no smell, no mess.

I'm going Stone.

Jeff seems like the healthiest

JuanHamm wrote:

Coach wrote:Among Pearl Jam members (past and present) who do you think will have the best pee day today? What I mean by that is a strong, steady flow, light yellow to clear, no smell, no mess.

I'm going Stone.

Jeff seems like the healthiest

Mike would be the most conscientious considering his situation. Don’t sleep on him.

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

Coach wrote:Among Pearl Jam members (past and present) who do you think will have the best pee day today? What I mean by that is a strong, steady flow, light yellow to clear, no smell, no mess.

I'm going Stone.

Jeff seems like the healthiest

Mike would be the most conscientious considering his situation. Don’t sleep on him.

I bet Ed is dehydrated a lot

JuanHamm wrote:

spike wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

Coach wrote:Among Pearl Jam members (past and present) who do you think will have the best pee day today? What I mean by that is a strong, steady flow, light yellow to clear, no smell, no mess.

I'm going Stone.

Jeff seems like the healthiest

Mike would be the most conscientious considering his situation. Don’t sleep on him.

I bet Ed is dehydrated a lot

All that smoking, he probably poops like a champ tho.

fun fact: i pee'ed next to ed at murphy's bleachers here in chicago about 20 years ago.

Chris_H_2 wrote:fun fact: i pee'ed next to ed at murphy's bleachers here in chicago about 20 years ago.

Did he flush?

JuanHamm wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:fun fact: i pee'ed next to ed at murphy's bleachers here in chicago about 20 years ago.

Did he flush?

more importantly, did he wash his hands after?

JuanHamm wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:fun fact: i pee'ed next to ed at murphy's bleachers here in chicago about 20 years ago.

Did he flush?

it was an auto-flushing trough

dad wrote: more importantly, did he wash his hands after?

i'm pretty sure no one washed their hands in the grimy sink

Good Ed pee story

Chris_H_2 wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:fun fact: i pee'ed next to ed at murphy's bleachers here in chicago about 20 years ago.

Did he flush?

it was an auto-flushing trough

dad wrote: more importantly, did he wash his hands after?

i'm pretty sure no one washed their hands in the grimy sink

did it sound like he had a steady stream, or did you get a good look?

Did he peek?

dad wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

JuanHamm wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:fun fact: i pee'ed next to ed at murphy's bleachers here in chicago about 20 years ago.

Did he flush?

it was an auto-flushing trough

dad wrote: more importantly, did he wash his hands after?

i'm pretty sure no one washed their hands in the grimy sink

did it sound like he had a steady stream, or did you get a good look?

the only thing i remember is thinking, why is this guy standing right next to me when there's a little room to his right? i didn't know it was him until i was done and walking away. i knew he was in the bar so i wasn't surprised (i had a like a 20-second "chat" with him before that (my friend worked there at the time, and she took me back to the back bar where he, chelios, and cusack were hanging out to introduce me).

Wait, he shunned proper urinal etiquette? There was an empty urinal to his right?