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Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 2:21 pm
by tree_
There is someone for everybody, fellas. One garl might want tom for his cat infested home and another prefer peeps for his cleanly shaved, shiny head. This isn't a competition, it's preference.
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 2:44 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
We’re tied
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 2:53 pm
by wease
The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
Yeah, you’re out.
Either Jorge or Peeps. Probably still Jorge. Dames love the greenbacks more than puppies.
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 2:56 pm
by tommy
Does it matter at all that Peeps is 68 years old?
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 2:58 pm
by tree_
tommy wrote:Does it matter at all that Peeps is 68 years old?
gold digger no. 1 candidate
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:02 pm
by VinylGuy
The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:05 pm
by dad
VinylGuy wrote:The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:18 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
tommy wrote:Does it matter at all that Peeps is 68 years old?
Yeah
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:24 pm
by Peeps
i am 69 damnit
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:29 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Peeps is the richest bachelor
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:31 pm
by dad
Peeps wrote:i am 69 damnit
nice?
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:33 pm
by tommy
Now I'm worried that your dog is going to outlive you, peeps. Do you have a plan in place?
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:54 pm
by bodysnatcher
dad wrote:VinylGuy wrote:The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.
Translucent skin and sunken eyes?
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:56 pm
by dad
bodysnatcher wrote:dad wrote:VinylGuy wrote:The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.
Translucent skin and sunken eyes?
that's it!
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 3:57 pm
by bodysnatcher
dad wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:dad wrote:VinylGuy wrote:The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.
Translucent skin and sunken eyes?
that's it!
so erect
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:46 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote:dad wrote:VinylGuy wrote:The Argonaut wrote:I am poor, kind of boring, and not as cute as I used to be. I'm ok with letting someone else be RM's most eligible bachelor. I think the folks nominating me are confused because I may be RM's most conspicuous bachelor, the loneliness coming through in every post
you are not poor, you live in USA USA USA
yeah, Argo, you probably have that youthful vegan glow too.
Translucent skin and sunken eyes?
AL
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:47 pm
by wease
Damn! Forgot about Snatch. Definitely top 3.
Jorge is still the clear winner.
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:48 pm
by Jorge
I am not a bachelor
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:50 pm
by wease
Did you get married?!?
Re: RM’s Most Eligible Bachelor
Posted: Tue August 22, 2023 4:51 pm
by wease
Actually, looking at Oxford’s definition, Snatch is disqualified. And I believe peeps would be too.