Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Sun September 03, 2023 6:03 pm
Nice! Love that for you!wease wrote:Jorge wrote:Everybody raise your hand if you had sex last night
Red Mosquito
Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
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Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Sun September 03, 2023 6:14 pm
Nutting as it Creams
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Sun September 03, 2023 8:03 pm
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Sun September 03, 2023 11:33 pm
This thread is not sexy
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:14 am
How's yer butt grip going, Spike?
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:31 am
this thread def sucks
it is nothing like the mature attempted intellectual sexual discussion that Jorge was attempting to cultivate in here
so he could pull these stories up on one browser
and the RM Photo album thread in another browser
and start chatting about them in here
and engage with responses
while he masturbates
it is nothing like the mature attempted intellectual sexual discussion that Jorge was attempting to cultivate in here
so he could pull these stories up on one browser
and the RM Photo album thread in another browser
and start chatting about them in here
and engage with responses
while he masturbates
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:39 am
Sex!
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:43 am
wait wait wait wait wait
wait a minute
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
i just realized
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
back up the bus
back it up
back it
beep beep beep <backing up hand motion>
when he is saying 'sex' all this time
HAS HE BEEN REFERRING TO THE NUMBER 'SIX' IN LATIN
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
we got this one SO wrong, Jorge
apologies
LOLOLOLOL
we are such CUNTS we are such idiots
look at us in here
stumbling over dumb sexual references and jokes like liquor drunks in an alleyway at 4:30am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we will look back at ourselves on this and laugh hard one day
and that day for me is today
but will take some time for others to appreciate
because they are too busy posting in better threads and won't read this
wait a minute
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
i just realized
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
back up the bus
back it up
back it
beep beep beep <backing up hand motion>
when he is saying 'sex' all this time
HAS HE BEEN REFERRING TO THE NUMBER 'SIX' IN LATIN
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
we got this one SO wrong, Jorge
apologies
LOLOLOLOL
we are such CUNTS we are such idiots
look at us in here
stumbling over dumb sexual references and jokes like liquor drunks in an alleyway at 4:30am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we will look back at ourselves on this and laugh hard one day
and that day for me is today
but will take some time for others to appreciate
because they are too busy posting in better threads and won't read this
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:44 am
No I mean sex! Sexual intercourse! I love it!
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:45 am
My #1 sex soundtrack:
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:46 am
OK fine I approve of that album cover
this thread may proceed
just please
more stuff like the above
and not stupid aging white guy sex stories
ty
this thread may proceed
just please
more stuff like the above
and not stupid aging white guy sex stories
ty
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:47 am
I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:47 am
And with frequent interruptions by my family
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:49 am
i don't care
i just keep staring at the swimsuit chick's breasts
picturing them without the white cloth on top
i just keep staring at the swimsuit chick's breasts
picturing them without the white cloth on top
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 12:54 am
Will there be a yearly ranking?Jorge wrote:I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 1:05 am
be careful in here BurtBurtReynolds wrote:Will there be a yearly ranking?Jorge wrote:I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
his penis is likely out
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 1:11 am
burt would look handsome with a mushroom stamp
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 1:15 am
Looks like skin cancer
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 1:46 am
Maybe. How would this workBurtReynolds wrote:Will there be a yearly ranking?Jorge wrote:I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
Re: Immaculate Grip (the new sex thread)
Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 1:56 am
don'tJorge wrote:Maybe. How would this workBurtReynolds wrote:Will there be a yearly ranking?Jorge wrote:I have sex like Anders watches movies: compulsively and without joy
fall
for
his trap, Burt
his penis is out right now
he just wants you to talk to him about this while he strokes it