Yes, I have continued eating Halloween Candy today

[pepperwhiteMFC]

He’s got a lot on his mind lately. He doesn’t need Halloween to linger.

[wease]

I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.

No Halloween decor. We have autumn gourds and mums on the front porch but that’s it.

Oddly, we didn’t have a single trick-or-treated this year. Not even the kids next door. So all the candy is ours.

[pepperwhiteMFC]

I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.

No Halloween decor. We have autumn gourds and mums on the front porch but that’s it.

Oddly, we didn’t have a single trick-or-treated this year. Not even the kids next door. So all the candy is ours.

Flip the niece-mom a couple of tootsie rolls out of there. She’s hungry.

[spike]

I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.

No Halloween decor. We have autumn gourds and mums on the front porch but that’s it.

Oddly, we didn’t have a single trick-or-treated this year. Not even the kids next door. So all the candy is ours.

Those gourds and mums better be gone by 10:27pm on December 21st, mister.

[wease]

I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.

No Halloween decor. We have autumn gourds and mums on the front porch but that’s it.

Oddly, we didn’t have a single trick-or-treated this year. Not even the kids next door. So all the candy is ours.

Those gourds and mums better be gone by 10:27pm on December 21st, mister.

They will be gone no later than Nov 26.

[dad]

My next-door neighbor still has all of her halloween decor up.

we're talking lawn decorations too.

[wease]

Totally unacceptable

[spike]

wease would lose his shit driving around the north side of Chicago rn

[wease]

Look, I understand laziness and procrastination but if you’re gonna take the time to put them up, you gotta be responsible and get that shit down. Slovenly behavior is one step away from the animals.

[dad]

what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

[E.H. Ruddock]

what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

You are short enough to sneak up without being caught by their Ring Doorbell camera, so yeah, go for it.

[dad]

what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

You are short enough to sneak up without being caught by their Ring Doorbell camera, so yeah, go for it.

alright, Gheorghe Mureșan...calm down.

[E.H. Ruddock]

what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

You are short enough to sneak up without being caught by their Ring Doorbell camera, so yeah, go for it.

alright, Gheorghe Mureșan...calm down.

I'm just foolin' around with you, dad!

[dad]

what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

You are short enough to sneak up without being caught by their Ring Doorbell camera, so yeah, go for it.

alright, Gheorghe Mureșan...calm down.

I'm just foolin' around with you, dad!

i know. me too.

i laughed.

[daft twat]

I was making my dog’s evening treat, which always involves peanut butter but never my dick. I happened to have candy corn in my mouth when I licked the knife. Holy shit! If you like candy corn, try it with peanut butter. It’s an incredible combination.

[spike]

I was making my dog’s evening treat, which always involves peanut butter but never my dick. I happened to have candy corn in my mouth when I licked the knife. Holy shit! If you like candy corn, try it with peanut butter. It’s an incredible combination.

Makes sense seeing you’re also the author of this post:

Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.

[daft twat]

I was making my dog’s evening treat, which always involves peanut butter but never my dick. I happened to have candy corn in my mouth when I licked the knife. Holy shit! If you like candy corn, try it with peanut butter. It’s an incredible combination.

Makes sense seeing you’re also the author of this post:

Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.

Try both!

[96583UP]

candy corn + peanut butter. interesting

sounds like it should be washed down with an arizona iced tea

and served in a train station restroom

[LoathedVermin72]

Put up the tombstone decorations on the lawn this morning

It’s the most wonderful time of the year

[96583UP]

i have consumed my first reese's peanut butter cup of the season