Red Mosquito

spike wrote:I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.

wease wrote:

spike wrote:I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.

No Halloween decor. We have autumn gourds and mums on the front porch but that’s it.

Oddly, we didn’t have a single trick-or-treated this year. Not even the kids next door. So all the candy is ours.

wease wrote:

spike wrote:I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.

No Halloween decor. We have autumn gourds and mums on the front porch but that’s it.

Oddly, we didn’t have a single trick-or-treated this year. Not even the kids next door. So all the candy is ours.

spike wrote:

wease wrote:

spike wrote:I’m picturing wease monitoring the last few pieces of candy in his trick or treat bowl, then immediately tearing down his Halloween decor in a frenzy once the last piece is taken. Then collapsing from exhaustion on his front lawn.

No Halloween decor. We have autumn gourds and mums on the front porch but that’s it.

Oddly, we didn’t have a single trick-or-treated this year. Not even the kids next door. So all the candy is ours.

Those gourds and mums better be gone by 10:27pm on December 21st, mister.

dad wrote:what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

dad wrote:what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

You are short enough to sneak up without being caught by their Ring Doorbell camera, so yeah, go for it.

dad wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

dad wrote:what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

You are short enough to sneak up without being caught by their Ring Doorbell camera, so yeah, go for it.

alright, Gheorghe Mureșan...calm down.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

dad wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

dad wrote:what should i do? flaming bag of dog crap?

You are short enough to sneak up without being caught by their Ring Doorbell camera, so yeah, go for it.

alright, Gheorghe Mureșan...calm down.

I'm just foolin' around with you, dad!

daft twat wrote:I was making my dog’s evening treat, which always involves peanut butter but never my dick. I happened to have candy corn in my mouth when I licked the knife. Holy shit! If you like candy corn, try it with peanut butter. It’s an incredible combination.

daft twat wrote:Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.

spike wrote:

daft twat wrote:I was making my dog’s evening treat, which always involves peanut butter but never my dick. I happened to have candy corn in my mouth when I licked the knife. Holy shit! If you like candy corn, try it with peanut butter. It’s an incredible combination.

Makes sense seeing you’re also the author of this post:

daft twat wrote:Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.