Red Mosquito

doug rr wrote:

Strat wrote:My wife has heard me fart a million times.

ever given her the cup of death?

I had to look that up.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:what if amy turns out to be the girl from the library, pursuing a new career?

I found out she's a tranny so no thanks.

The girl from the library, Amy or both?

im eligible for 20 chiropractic massages a year with a 5$ copay

i can also get a regular massage if it is part of a treatment. going to have to figure out how to get that one

Peeps wrote:im eligible for 20 chiropractic massages a year with a 5$ copay

i can also get a regular massage if it is part of a treatment. going to have to figure out how to get that one

Chiropractic massage sounds painful.

I'm gonna "massage" this bastard vertebrae in with "my lil' frien'.

Higgs wrote:

Peeps wrote:im eligible for 20 chiropractic massages a year with a 5$ copay

i can also get a regular massage if it is part of a treatment. going to have to figure out how to get that one

Chiropractic massage sounds painful.

the best part aside from the electro stimulation is when they use this (i can only guess this is what they use). it is fucking amazing

This is happening tomorrow. Not sure yet if fully unclothing.

I hope he does a good job

I was able to specify female so get your gay lenny fantasy out your damn mind.

I hope you don’t get an erection or have the urge to fart.

I can control the farts, at least...

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I was able to specify female so get your gay lenny fantasy out your damn mind.

Are you afraid if a guy massages you, you’ll like it?

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I was able to specify female so get your gay lenny fantasy out your damn mind.

Are you afraid if a guy massages you, you’ll like it?

No i'm afraid of committing a hate crime.

Why specify female?

The Argonaut wrote:Why specify female?

I like the soothing touch of a lady.