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Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Wed January 15, 2025 9:19 pm
by tommy
BurtReynolds wrote:You think that if you kiss up to him, he won't explode on you or ban you in a fit of rage, but if he'll do it to an innocent delivery boy, what chance do you have to avoid his wrath? You bootlickers are pathetic!
He's never been anything but kind to me... Maybe you're the problem!
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Wed January 15, 2025 9:56 pm
by BurtReynolds
tommy wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:You think that if you kiss up to him, he won't explode on you or ban you in a fit of rage, but if he'll do it to an innocent delivery boy, what chance do you have to avoid his wrath? You bootlickers are pathetic!
He's never been anything but kind to me... Maybe you're the problem!
He doesn't even know you're alive!
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Wed January 15, 2025 10:05 pm
by B
We all know you're alive, Tommy. And we're happy about it.
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Wed January 15, 2025 10:50 pm
by Ello Sailor
tommy wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:You think that if you kiss up to him, he won't explode on you or ban you in a fit of rage, but if he'll do it to an innocent delivery boy, what chance do you have to avoid his wrath? You bootlickers are pathetic!
He's never been anything but kind to me... Maybe you're the problem!
He implied you had a smooth brain a few days ago. He snapped at me, the messenger, but it's you he was truly mad at.
While we're on the topic, that was an entirely disproportionate response to mentioning the potentially problematic themes of
Lolita. I think that this, paired with his infatuation with young pop starlets, paints a troubling picture of Soy Slaphead. Just saying.
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Wed January 15, 2025 11:48 pm
by wease
tragabigzanda wrote:Big fan
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Wed January 15, 2025 11:49 pm
by wease
BurtReynolds wrote:You think that if you kiss up to him, he won't explode on you or ban you in a fit of rage, but if he'll do it to an innocent delivery boy, what chance do you have to avoid his wrath? You bootlickers are pathetic!
He didn’t ban the delivery boy, Burt
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Wed January 15, 2025 11:59 pm
by tommy
wease wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Big fan
The ranks of the decent folks continue to swell. The Heels can't catch a break!
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 12:17 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 12:20 am
by tommy
tragabigzanda wrote:tommy wrote:wease wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Big fan
The ranks of the decent folks continue to swell. The Heels can't catch a break!
For the record I’m also a big Burt fan
We all love Burt. He just gets a little mixed up sometimes.
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 12:40 am
by oasisfan35
tommy wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:tommy wrote:wease wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Big fan
The ranks of the decent folks continue to swell. The Heels can't catch a break!
For the record I’m also a big Burt fan
We all love Burt. He just gets a little mixed up sometimes.
Careful throwing that 'we' shit around, kid.
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 1:15 am
by BurtReynolds
tommy wrote:
Tommy
VinylGuy
Farmer John
Dime
Peeps
Strat
Trag
B
Wease
This list is embarrassing.
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 1:45 am
by Peeps
BurtReynolds wrote:tommy wrote:
Tommy
VinylGuy
Farmer John
Dime
Peeps
Strat
Trag
B
Wease
This list is embarrassing.
So says butthurtreynolds
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 3:06 am
by B
I am amused by the fact that Tommy censored "fuck" in the thread title.
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 4:00 am
by Dev
Hey Tommy, you notice how Durden hasn't thanked you once?
Re: F*ck the haters : a thread for the appreciation of epilo
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 7:28 am
by dimejinky99
tommy wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:tommy wrote:wease wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:Big fan
The ranks of the decent folks continue to swell. The Heels can't catch a break!
For the record I’m also a big Burt fan
We all love Burt. He just gets a little mixed up sometimes.
Speak for yourself.
Nobody likes Burt. Never mind loving him.
The very idea.