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Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Tue February 04, 2025 7:19 pm
by Ello Sailor
BurtReynolds wrote:A handsome young jock perusing a message board like some kind of f****** nerd? I don't think so.
Working out and going to the beach is not jock behavior. It's normal human being behavior. But I guess any amount of physical activity/time outside is entirely foreign to you.
You have 43k posts. I don't spend as much time here as you, whether you care to admit it or not. And 90% of the shit you post is deeply embarrassing, so I'm going to ignore a lot of it.
Finally, you couldn't vanquish a salad. Get fucked.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Tue February 04, 2025 7:26 pm
by dimejinky99
RIP Burt
He buried you there. Deservedly so.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Tue February 04, 2025 7:28 pm
by BurtReynolds
I don't think you are a neutral unbiased judge of this!
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 1:54 pm
by dimejinky99
BurtReynolds wrote:I don't think you are a neutral unbiased judge of this!
I’m being objective!
I’m a Jedi! A peacekeeper! it’s what my people do!
He ate you without salt there. And buried the remains.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 2:26 pm
by BurtReynolds
Dime, you have 38000 posts. What do you think he thinks about you? Or any of the regulars here?
Heck, he has 15000 posts on his new account alone! He is one of us, but hates us, and thus we see that he hates himself!
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 2:59 pm
by dimejinky99
BurtReynolds wrote:Dime, you have 38000 posts. What do you think he thinks about you? Or any of the regulars here?
Heck, he has 15000 posts on his new account alone! He is one of us, but hates us, and thus we see that he hates himself!
He had another account?
How do you know that?
You’re not one to be throwing stones fella
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 3:03 pm
by BurtReynolds
dimejinky99 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Dime, you have 38000 posts. What do you think he thinks about you? Or any of the regulars here?
Heck, he has 15000 posts on his new account alone! He is one of us, but hates us, and thus we see that he hates himself!
He had another account?
How do you know that?
You’re not one to be throwing stones fella
It's soma. He's been here being a loser on the board longer than I have! Maybe longer than you!
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 4:39 pm
by dimejinky99
BurtReynolds wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Dime, you have 38000 posts. What do you think he thinks about you? Or any of the regulars here?
Heck, he has 15000 posts on his new account alone! He is one of us, but hates us, and thus we see that he hates himself!
He had another account?
How do you know that?
You’re not one to be throwing stones fella
It's soma. He's been here being a loser on the board longer than I have! Maybe longer than you!
A likely story
Slay any unicorns lately?
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 6:14 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
dimejinky99 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Dime, you have 38000 posts. What do you think he thinks about you? Or any of the regulars here?
Heck, he has 15000 posts on his new account alone! He is one of us, but hates us, and thus we see that he hates himself!
He had another account?
How do you know that?
You’re not one to be throwing stones fella
It's soma. He's been here being a loser on the board longer than I have! Maybe longer than you!
A likely story
Slay any unicorns lately?
dime, you've been around here forever. If you don't know who soma is, that is on you. Soma = Ello Sailor. Ello Sailor = Soma. He's been around from the get go.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 6:26 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
If I remember correctly, his first ever post was ranking Muse above Pearl Jam and below Smashing pumpkins in a favorite bands list.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 7:36 pm
by Ello Sailor
New Burt cope just dropped.
-You're a hick!
-No, you're a jock!
-Never mind, you're just like me!
Nice try, ballbag.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Wed February 05, 2025 10:37 pm
by spike
Jorge wrote:A ranking
1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good
I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Thu February 06, 2025 12:45 am
by E.H. Ruddock
got his ass
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud?
Posted: Thu February 06, 2025 3:25 am
by daft twat
dimejinky99 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Dev wrote:We can't forget Dimejinky. He hates Burt a lot.
That's less a feud and more of me kicking a really dumb puppy. I know it's a little low class mocking him for all the dumb shit he says when his mental ability falls on the left end of the Bell curve, but someone has to do it, and I don't see any of you volunteering.
I haven’t even started on you. You’d best hope I don’t.
Cocksucker
My favorite resident gay (sorry Numbersup) dropping a capitalized “Cocksucker” as an insult on its own separate line like a William Carlos Williams poem made me lol, and the rest of you dick lickers didn’t even notice. Early poty candidate, imo.

Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Thu February 06, 2025 3:27 am
by daft twat
spike wrote:Jorge wrote:A ranking
1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good
I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.
You were also in the best feud this board has ever witnessed. The hatred was palpable. It’s where I learned the word cuck, as well.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Thu February 06, 2025 3:36 am
by spike
daft twat wrote:spike wrote:Jorge wrote:A ranking
1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good
I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.
You were also in the best feud this board has ever witnessed. The hatred was palpable. It’s where I learned the word cuck, as well.
that got real weird when he started asking me to meet him at a bar a couple blocks from my home at the time, presumably to fight.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud?
Posted: Thu February 06, 2025 3:52 am
by Dev
daft twat wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Dev wrote:We can't forget Dimejinky. He hates Burt a lot.
That's less a feud and more of me kicking a really dumb puppy. I know it's a little low class mocking him for all the dumb shit he says when his mental ability falls on the left end of the Bell curve, but someone has to do it, and I don't see any of you volunteering.
I haven’t even started on you. You’d best hope I don’t.
Cocksucker
My favorite resident gay (sorry Numbersup) dropping a capitalized “Cocksucker” as an insult on its own separate line like a William Carlos Williams poem made me lol, and the rest of you dick lickers didn’t even notice. Early poty candidate, imo.

I did notice. Not super impressed. Homophobic slurs seem a bit outdated to me.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Thu February 06, 2025 3:53 am
by Dev
spike wrote:daft twat wrote:spike wrote:Jorge wrote:A ranking
1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good
I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.
You were also in the best feud this board has ever witnessed. The hatred was palpable. It’s where I learned the word cuck, as well.
that got real weird when he started asking me to meet him at a bar a couple blocks from my home at the time, presumably to fight.
Who was that?
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud? VOTING
Posted: Thu February 06, 2025 5:56 am
by spike
Dev wrote:spike wrote:daft twat wrote:spike wrote:Jorge wrote:A ranking
1. Ello: A decent feud between two heavyweight posters. They've each managed to land solid blows at each other. Actually entertaining to read.
2. Dimejinky: Also entertaining to read for very different reasons. Feuding with Dime is interesting because he's fully in a different galaxy. Neither can understand nor hurt each other, and yet they won't stop trying.
3. Spike: Boring feud. It's just Burt calling Spike beige and Spike being beige in response. Not good
I’m not going to feud with a ridiculous person like Burt. His mind stopped developing at 17. It’d be like me holding a legit grudge against my 6 year old nephew when he acts like a punk.
You were also in the best feud this board has ever witnessed. The hatred was palpable. It’s where I learned the word cuck, as well.
that got real weird when he started asking me to meet him at a bar a couple blocks from my home at the time, presumably to fight.
Who was that?
that creep verb to trust. tommy loves the guy.
Re: Who was/is Burt's biggest feud?
Posted: Thu February 06, 2025 6:38 am
by dimejinky99
Dev wrote:daft twat wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:BurtReynolds wrote:Dev wrote:We can't forget Dimejinky. He hates Burt a lot.
That's less a feud and more of me kicking a really dumb puppy. I know it's a little low class mocking him for all the dumb shit he says when his mental ability falls on the left end of the Bell curve, but someone has to do it, and I don't see any of you volunteering.
I haven’t even started on you. You’d best hope I don’t.
Cocksucker
My favorite resident gay (sorry Numbersup) dropping a capitalized “Cocksucker” as an insult on its own separate line like a William Carlos Williams poem made me lol, and the rest of you dick lickers didn’t even notice. Early poty candidate, imo.

I did notice. Not super impressed. Homophobic slurs seem a bit outdated to me.
It was definitely done in a more Deadwood sense / use than anything else.
But I’m gay and get to use it in any sense I like and it wasn’t homophobic. Burt wishes he was gay.
Or at least out. The fact that he isn’t out might explain all the anger and frustration from him.