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Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Thu March 12, 2026 6:02 pm
by epilogue
wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:epilogue wrote:I'm a decent swimmer. I swim in the ocean a dozen or so times a year. The one realistically legitimate "near death" experience was in the ocean. It was humbling but also a little settling. There was a clam that broke through the fast dread and I was shocked how relaxed I was thinking I was going to die.
The ocean is amazing
A clam saved your life. The ocean is amazing indeed.
This sounds like a Ed Vedder song.
Ed would never say clam
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Thu March 12, 2026 6:05 pm
by wease
epilogue wrote:wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:epilogue wrote:I'm a decent swimmer. I swim in the ocean a dozen or so times a year. The one realistically legitimate "near death" experience was in the ocean. It was humbling but also a little settling. There was a clam that broke through the fast dread and I was shocked how relaxed I was thinking I was going to die.
The ocean is amazing
A clam saved your life. The ocean is amazing indeed.
This sounds like a Ed Vedder song.
Ed would never say clam
The same Ed that said boys want to grow their dicks wouldn’t say “clam?”
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Thu March 12, 2026 6:25 pm
by LoathedVermin72
he's got you there
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Thu March 12, 2026 6:44 pm
by epilogue
wease wrote:epilogue wrote:wease wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:epilogue wrote:I'm a decent swimmer. I swim in the ocean a dozen or so times a year. The one realistically legitimate "near death" experience was in the ocean. It was humbling but also a little settling. There was a clam that broke through the fast dread and I was shocked how relaxed I was thinking I was going to die.
The ocean is amazing
A clam saved your life. The ocean is amazing indeed.
This sounds like a Ed Vedder song.
Ed would never say clam
The same Ed that said boys want to grow their dicks wouldn’t say “clam?”
It's "DIX" not dicks.
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Thu March 12, 2026 6:47 pm
by BurtReynolds
I Clam Mine
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Thu March 12, 2026 7:05 pm
by LoathedVermin72
I hate that I laughed at that you motherfucker
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Mon March 16, 2026 1:34 pm
by bart
thanks to this thread I googled "how long does it take to drown" and now I keep getting suicide prevention ads. also i am screwed if anybody close to me drowns in a suspicious manner
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Mon March 16, 2026 2:00 pm
by tree_
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Mon March 16, 2026 3:40 pm
by bart
“Sure pal, you just googled it because of a thread in this ‘RM’ forum you keep talking about. Then tell us why every time we put in the URL you gave us, all that comes up is a Cloudflare 522 error??”
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Mon March 16, 2026 3:44 pm
by tree_
oh man
Re: Are you a strong swimmer?
Posted: Mon March 16, 2026 10:37 pm
by spike
bart wrote:“Sure pal, you just googled it because of a thread in this ‘RM’ forum you keep talking about. Then tell us why every time we put in the URL you gave us, all that comes up is a Cloudflare 522 error??”
