Red Mosquito

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 8:03 pm**

No lobster is profoundly uncool

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 8:21 pm**

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 8:26 pm**

polly-o string cheese

no wait

it’s the best part of the pizza

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 8:42 pm**

LoathedVermin72 wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 8:01 pm now you guys are just naming foods

Snatch hasn't had a decent take in years.

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 8:43 pm**

Chris_H_2 wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 7:55 pm avocado toast

This is also dumb as hell. Do better.

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 9:38 pm**

i will die on that hill

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 9:41 pm**

Chris_H_2 wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:38 pm i will die

Correct.

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 9:42 pm**

I'm not sure people saying "lobster" or "avocado toast" are really getting what the thread was going for. Maybe I'm wrong, could you explain your choices?

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 9:53 pm**

E.H. Ruddock wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 5:21 pm
BurtReynolds wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 2:17 pmCasserole
Wrong. Casserole is cool as hell you uncool person.

No one under 80 makes casserole.

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 9:58 pm**

Jorge wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:42 pm I'm not sure people saying "lobster" or "avocado toast" are really getting what the thread was going for. Maybe I'm wrong, could you explain your choices?

Lobster:

Because when you eat it, you put on a bib like an adult-baby. Completely uncool.

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 10:00 pm**

I'll have one lobster, pwease.

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 10:08 pm**

Okay, that's pretty funny.

Lobster rolls are fine though, right?

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 10:09 pm**

Ello Sailor wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 10:08 pm Okay, that's pretty funny.

Lobster rolls are fine though, right?

Definitely

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 11:38 pm**

bodysnatcher wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:58 pm
Jorge wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:42 pm I'm not sure people saying "lobster" or "avocado toast" are really getting what the thread was going for. Maybe I'm wrong, could you explain your choices?
Lobster:

Because when you eat it, you put on a bib like an adult-baby. Completely uncool.

That’s only if you’re already uncool. I’ve never bibbed when lobstering.

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 11:39 pm**

What’s the most uncool fast food? White Castle? Burger King?

Posted: **Thu June 18, 2026 11:40 pm**

Wait, it’s Arby’s.

Posted: **Fri June 19, 2026 12:10 am**

bodysnatcher wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:58 pm
Jorge wrote: Thu June 18, 2026 9:42 pm I'm not sure people saying "lobster" or "avocado toast" are really getting what the thread was going for. Maybe I'm wrong, could you explain your choices?
Lobster:

Because when you eat it, you put on a bib like an adult-baby. Completely uncool.

Actually a compelling argument

Posted: **Fri June 19, 2026 12:55 am**

I don't even know what to do with this thread anymore. i wanna eat so many uncool things.

Posted: **Fri June 19, 2026 1:33 am**

“porridge”

Posted: **Fri June 19, 2026 1:51 am**

Explain.

Porridge is an old school, tough bastard breakfast where I'm from. I wouldn't call it uncool at all.

Red Mosquito

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