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Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 5:56 am
by fishbob
Fucking DUH! Don't need to be condescended by some ridiculous meta analysis of lyrics to realise Eddie is agnostic, not an atheist, I think that's pretty obvious. But I don't know, not to sound arrogant but I don't really think Eddie has portrayed enough critical thinking to really commit to any form of religion or atheism when he speaks about science and religion. But overall: who cares.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 6:09 am
by darthvedder81
IlluminEddie wrote:flannelking wrote:This will shut up the godless whores!
Now this might spread as smooth as Eddie's grandma's jam, but hear me, Babylon. The feminist movement is the root of all evil and Ed had the mark of the beast inscribed in his arm back in 92'. However, my prophetic leanings of the day are thus: Ed is more Charles Stanley than Charles Darwin. He's basically the next Billy Graham.
5. May not live another life
May not solve a mystery
Right around the corner
Could be bigger than ourselves
4. Science says we're making love like the lizards
Try and say that fossils ain't profound
Simon says that we are not allowed to consider
Simon says "Stand-up. Sit-down. You're out!"
3. I caught myself believing
That I needed God
And if it's out there somewhere
We sure could use "hymn" now
2. With no quiet to be found
Spirit lifted off the ground
And what lies beyond the grave
Might be welcome change
Time will come, come what may
With now rest in peace
Until that day
1. Back when I was feeling broken
I focused on a prayer
You came deep as any ocean
Did something out there hear?
------------------------------------
But wait, there's more!
"I danced in laughter with the everafter"
If I think too much I can get over
Whelmed by the grace
Like a burning meteor from miles HIGH
Now she comes after THEE
Flipping through the worn out PAGES
Put your faith in BIG HANDS
Can't know what's HIGH
Til you been down so low
I'm in the

>"FIRE!!!"<

but I'm still cold
Whispered songs inside the WIND
When the Kingdom comes
I close my eyes, wait for a SIGN
Hey Angel I am here to stay
Agreed.
The album is 100% religious. Some here aren't religious and want to pretend it's not. But, it's ridiculously clear it is. Ed's clearly turned back to belief of some sort, that's for sure. That's what the album's all about.
MYM obviously takes one stab at organized religion (and a very specific hypocrisy at that) but the rest of the song seems pretty ambiguous as are most of the references in the remainder of the album. Ed has certainly alluded to religion/afterlife/God topics before but always in a way that's searching. Sometimes the idea of a God seems insane but sometimes the idea of no higher purpose or power seems even crazier.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 6:12 am
by fishbob
darthvedder81 wrote: Sometimes the idea of a God seems insane but sometimes the idea of no higher purpose or power seems even crazier.
I think that is the greatest intellectual cop-out that humanity has ever faced
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 11:28 am
by McParadigm
You assholes.
We were so close to a flannelking/Illuminguy conversation. Don't you know that's how the universe was CREATED?!??
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 11:53 am
by Heathen
McParadigm wrote:You assholes.
We were so close to a flannelking/Illuminguy conversation. Don't you know that's how the universe was CREATED?!??
And that's what would have de-created it too. Assholes indeed.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 3:43 pm
by malice
Heathen wrote:McParadigm wrote:You assholes.
We were so close to a flannelking/Illuminguy conversation. Don't you know that's how the universe was CREATED?!??
And that's what would have de-created it too. Assholes indeed.
I'm hoping for numerous extended discussions between illumineddie and flannelking in the coming weeks, honestly. they've been the high point in unintentional humor for pjchat of late.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 5:42 pm
by flannelking
fishbob wrote:Fucking DUH! Don't need to be condescended by some ridiculous meta analysis of lyrics to realise Eddie is agnostic, not an atheist, I think that's pretty obvious. But I don't know, not to sound arrogant but I don't really think Eddie has portrayed enough critical thinking to really commit to any form of religion or atheism when he speaks about science and religion. But overall: who cares.
relax, homeslice of sauerkraut pie. it was a joke.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 5:43 pm
by flannelking
malice wrote:Heathen wrote:McParadigm wrote:You assholes.
We were so close to a flannelking/Illuminguy conversation. Don't you know that's how the universe was CREATED?!??
And that's what would have de-created it too. Assholes indeed.
I'm hoping for numerous extended discussions between illumineddie and flannelking in the coming weeks, honestly. they've been the high point in
unintentional humor for pjchat of late.
rethink that.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 5:51 pm
by flannelking
Heathen wrote:malice wrote:how is this of interest to anyone?
shut up you godless whore!
It feels good, doesn't it? Very therapeutic in some way.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 5:54 pm
by malice
flannelking wrote:Heathen wrote:malice wrote:how is this of interest to anyone?
shut up you godless whore!
It feels good, doesn't it? Very therapeutic in some way.
me an' heathen go back a ways, friend. and we subscribe to the same kind of therapy.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 5:57 pm
by malice
flannelking wrote:malice wrote:Heathen wrote:McParadigm wrote:You assholes.
We were so close to a flannelking/Illuminguy conversation. Don't you know that's how the universe was CREATED?!??
And that's what would have de-created it too. Assholes indeed.
I'm hoping for numerous extended discussions between illumineddie and flannelking in the coming weeks, honestly. they've been the high point in
unintentional humor for pjchat of late.
rethink that.
maybe so, but add illumineddie to the conversation and I'm pretty fucking happy
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 11:06 pm
by SatanicDmitrispearljam
EDDIE VEDDER WAS A MEMBER OF CHURCH OF SATAN IN 1993 BUT HE LEFT BEFORE NO CODE WAS RELEASED BECAUSE HE DIDNT LIKE THE FAME AND REALIZED THAT SELLING HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL TO BE THE PERFECT SURFER WAS A MISTAKE. HE IS A TRAITOR WHICH IS WHY SATAN MADE HIM FALL FROM THE MONITOR IN PHILLY.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Fri October 25, 2013 11:13 pm
by Sarah.
I'm not the only one that's been waiting for SDPJ to comment here?
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Sat October 26, 2013 5:02 am
by Lament
SatanicDmitrispearljam wrote:REALIZED THAT SELLING HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL TO BE THE PERFECT SURFER WAS A MISTAKE.

Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Sat October 26, 2013 5:35 am
by malice
SatanicDmitrispearljam wrote:HE IS A TRAITOR WHICH IS WHY SATAN MADE HIM FALL FROM THE MONITOR IN PHILLY.
I KNEW IT!!!
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Sat October 26, 2013 9:49 pm
by epilogue
BurtReynolds wrote:Top one reason ed is autistic: he wrote a song about the Love Boat.
I'm just now seeing this post and I can't stop laughing. This post wins. Jesus.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Sat October 26, 2013 9:51 pm
by epilogue
Lament wrote:Damn. stip wins.
Stip's opinion of flannelfuckstickdipshitsecondaccountblah is even more dubious than his opinion of Backspacer.
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Sat October 26, 2013 9:53 pm
by epilogue
IlluminEddie wrote:The album is 100% religious. Some here aren't religious and want to pretend it's not. But, it's ridiculously clear it is. Ed's clearly turned back to belief of some sort, that's for sure. That's what the album's all about.

Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Sat October 26, 2013 9:58 pm
by epilogue
malice wrote:Heathen wrote:McParadigm wrote:You assholes.
We were so close to a flannelking/Illuminguy conversation. Don't you know that's how the universe was CREATED?!??
And that's what would have de-created it too. Assholes indeed.
I'm hoping for numerous extended discussions between illumineddie and flannelking in the coming weeks, honestly. they've been the high point in unintentional humor for pjchat of late.
What's the likelihood that they're both second accounts created by the same person?
Re: Top 5 LB reasons Ed is agnostic, not atheist.
Posted: Sat October 26, 2013 10:02 pm
by Birds in Hell
malice wrote:Heathen wrote:McParadigm wrote:You assholes.
We were so close to a flannelking/Illuminguy conversation. Don't you know that's how the universe was CREATED?!??
And that's what would have de-created it too. Assholes indeed.
I'm hoping for numerous extended discussions between illumineddie and flannelking in the coming weeks, honestly. they've been the high point in unintentional humor for pjchat of late.
Unintentional?
That seems kind of far fetched.