2014 Pearl Jam Predictions

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Wed January 15, 2014 10:14 pm

Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
An opportunity for profit wasted
I'm never going back again

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Wed January 15, 2014 10:18 pm

McParadigm wrote:Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
An opportunity for profit wasted
I'm never going back again

Damn. I was planning to buy my wife one for her birthday.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Wed January 15, 2014 10:20 pm

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
An opportunity for profit wasted
I'm never going back again
Damn. I was planning to buy my wife one for her birthday.

I just gave mine a sleeve of Dixie cups. How the story goes from there is her problem.

Post by **Sgt. Crackpot** » Wed January 15, 2014 10:25 pm

McParadigm wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
An opportunity for profit wasted
I'm never going back again
Damn. I was planning to buy my wife one for her birthday.
I just gave mine a sleeve of Dixie cups. How the story goes from there is her problem.

Dixie cup size? You're a lucky man.

McParadigm · Post by **McParadigm** » Wed January 15, 2014 10:32 pm

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
McParadigm wrote:Weird. I actually thought that PJ would have their diva cup up by the end of the day. Apparently I don't know them as well as I thought.

I have faced it
An opportunity for profit wasted
I'm never going back again
Damn. I was planning to buy my wife one for her birthday.
I just gave mine a sleeve of Dixie cups. How the story goes from there is her problem.
Dixie cup size? You're a lucky man.

Sir, I appreciate the work that you do here, and I applaud you in this and all other efforts.

Carry on.

Post by B » Sat January 18, 2014 12:10 am

Lightning Bolt White Edition

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Sat January 18, 2014 12:16 am

Lightning Bolt: Thunder Edition. Featuring a three-song bonus live disc (those three songs being Lightning Bolt, Pendulum, and Better Man).

Post by B » Sat January 18, 2014 12:44 am

Who predicted $30 hats?
http://pearljam.com/goods/product_info. ... ts_id=2359

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Sat January 18, 2014 12:50 am

Lightning Strikes Again: The Remix
All tracks remixed by Jay Z

Post by **96583UP** » Sat January 18, 2014 12:51 am

Ed will wipeout while surfing down under and wake up with amnesia, forgetting everything that happened after ten was released. The band will open its next show with a firebreathing version of Once and Ed will leap into the crowd during the solo, expecting to be carried by the exuberant masses, but instead poking his eye on one of 37 cell phone cameras being held in the front section, while being immediately dropped flatly on the ground. Rather than helping him up, the GenMErs in front immediately use their cell phones to log complaints with the 10C, who will forward them to ticketmaster customer service. Ed will dust himself off, return to the stage, and play the scariest and angriest version of Sick O' Pussies the world has ever seen.

KurtLeon · Post by **KurtLeon** » Tue January 21, 2014 4:28 pm

They continue making repetitive concerts and selling bootlegs for this year.

KurtLeon · Post by **KurtLeon** » Tue January 21, 2014 4:30 pm

And never play more than 3 songs from Binaural and Riot Act at the same concert. Ever.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Tue January 21, 2014 7:51 pm

Lightning Bolt "7s/78"
– re-release of Lightning Bolt "Sevens" pressed to play at 78rpm

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Tue January 21, 2014 10:29 pm

If the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, Pearl Jam will sell some merchandise that commemorates it.

harmless · Post by **harmless** » Tue January 21, 2014 10:37 pm

Lament wrote:If the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, Pearl Jam will sell some merchandise that commemorates it.

This is funny because there's no way it wouldn't happen.

Post by **96583UP** » Wed January 22, 2014 10:12 pm

harmless wrote:
Lament wrote:If the Seahawks win the Super Bowl, Pearl Jam will sell some merchandise that commemorates it.
This is funny because there's no way it wouldn't happen.

$35 T-Shirt with "Legion of Boom!" across the top with a picture of Boom beneath.

As with other 10C products, it will be hastily manufactured. The picture will be a fuzzy cellphone camera shot of Boom taken by surprise as he's walking out of his local dry cleaners, shirts in hand.

Manufactured in an undisclosed SE Asian Free Trade Zone, sold out online in minutes, shipped in roughly 14-22 weeks.

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Wed January 22, 2014 11:46 pm

Stickman in a Seahawks jersey, holding the Vince Lombardi Trophy in one of his extended hands with "YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW YOU'LL NEVER LET IT GO! THE SUPER BOWWWWWWWWWWWWWL! SUPER BOWWWL!" underneath it.

Also, Pearl Jam will record a new version of the song "Lightning Bolt" with those lyrics in it.

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Thu January 23, 2014 12:33 am

Pearl Jam contribution for an upcoming Judd Apatow movie

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Thu January 23, 2014 12:34 am

Lament wrote:Stickman in a Seahawks jersey, holding the Vince Lombardi Trophy in one of his extended hands with "YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW YOU'LL NEVER LET IT GO! THE SUPER BOWWWWWWWWWWWWWL! SUPER BOWWWL!" underneath it.

Also, Pearl Jam will record a new version of the song "Lightning Bolt" with those lyrics in it.

Lightning Bolt - Deluxe Edition

Disc 1: Lightning Bolt
Disc 2: Live versions of Lightning Bolt tracklist from 2013-2014 tour

Lament · Post by **Lament** » Thu January 23, 2014 12:36 am

bodysnatcher wrote:Lightning Bolt - Deluxe Edition

Disc 1: Lightning Bolt
Disc 2: Live versions of Lightning Bolt tracklist from 2013-2014 tour

Special Ten Club version with exclusive bonus material (a download of the Mind Your Manners video).

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