stip wrote:Every time I out on ten I am reminded how great that album was and continues to be. No finer collection of anthematic rock songs has ever been assembled,
The studio version of Release is the most like a cow any human being has ever sounded without also mimicking a dull-eyed cud chew. And the first three anthems are about killing prostitutes, being a victim, and motherhumping.
So maybe it should be addendumed to "No finer anthemic anthromorphic homeless murdercow concept album has ever managed to not be something developed by Green Jelly."
I've read this 3 times now and I'm still befuddled. Thanks for ruining my Friday.
BOOM you just got mcparadigm'd.
Re: Match CP: Porch vs. Light Years
Posted: Fri March 14, 2014 8:08 pm
by Iholdthepain
EJ wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
stip wrote:Every time I out on ten I am reminded how great that album was and continues to be. No finer collection of anthematic rock songs has ever been assembled,
The studio version of Release is the most like a cow any human being has ever sounded without also mimicking a dull-eyed cud chew. And the first three anthems are about killing prostitutes, being a victim, and motherhumping.
So maybe it should be addendumed to "No finer anthemic anthromorphic homeless murdercow concept album has ever managed to not be something developed by Green Jelly."
I've read this 3 times now and I'm still befuddled. Thanks for ruining my Friday.
Thiss... and the I Got Shit critique are pretty fucking insightful... from a different perspective... with which I disagree... I think... Yep.
Re: Match CP: Porch vs. Light Years
Posted: Fri March 14, 2014 8:30 pm
by McParadigm
EJ wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
stip wrote:Every time I out on ten I am reminded how great that album was and continues to be. No finer collection of anthematic rock songs has ever been assembled,
The studio version of Release is the most like a cow any human being has ever sounded without also mimicking a dull-eyed cud chew. And the first three anthems are about killing prostitutes, being a victim, and motherhumping.
So maybe it should be addendumed to "No finer anthemic anthromorphic homeless murdercow concept album has ever managed to not be something developed by Green Jelly."
I've read this 3 times now and I'm still befuddled. Thanks for ruining my Friday.
Re: Match CP: Porch vs. Light Years
Posted: Fri March 14, 2014 8:35 pm
by EJ
jeezus, couldn't you have posted that earlier. I hate when I need a McP translator. That clip is great stuff, btw.
Re: Match CP: Porch vs. Light Years
Posted: Fri March 14, 2014 8:36 pm
by stupidmop
Goddamnit he does sound like a cow, I'm never gonna be able to listen to the studio version again.
Re: Match CP: Porch vs. Light Years
Posted: Fri March 14, 2014 8:37 pm
by McParadigm
If I could get it to sound like one long, never-ending feeeeeeeeeel, I'd make it an hour long YouTube video with various pictures of cows cycling through.
But that sounds like work, so.
Re: Match CP: Porch vs. Light Years
Posted: Fri March 14, 2014 8:59 pm
by Mine
McParadigm wrote:
stip wrote:Every time I out on ten I am reminded how great that album was and continues to be. No finer collection of anthematic rock songs has ever been assembled,
The studio version of Release is the most like a cow any human being has ever sounded without also mimicking a dull-eyed cud chew.
Good one. I know many find that to be one of Ed's best vocal performances but it really doesn't sound good.
Good one. I know many find that to be one of Ed's best vocal performances but it really doesn't sound good.