Re: Apples
Posted: Sun March 08, 2015 3:18 am
I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
why>?Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
His work here is done.knee tunes wrote:why>?Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
But there are unanswered questions & stuffKaius wrote:His work here is done.knee tunes wrote:why>?Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
We have to find our own way now.knee tunes wrote:But there are unanswered questions & stuffKaius wrote:His work here is done.knee tunes wrote:why>?Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
well now we're f&*CkedKaius wrote:We have to find our own way now.knee tunes wrote:But there are unanswered questions & stuffKaius wrote:His work here is done.knee tunes wrote:why>?Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
TELL ME ABOUT ITknee tunes wrote:well now we're f&*CkedKaius wrote:We have to find our own way now.knee tunes wrote:But there are unanswered questions & stuffKaius wrote:His work here is done.knee tunes wrote:why>?Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
maybe his work here can begin anewKaius wrote:TELL ME ABOUT ITknee tunes wrote:well now we're f&*CkedKaius wrote:We have to find our own way now.knee tunes wrote:But there are unanswered questions & stuffKaius wrote:His work here is done.knee tunes wrote:why>?Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
I sure hope so.knee tunes wrote:maybe his work here can begin anewKaius wrote:TELL ME ABOUT ITknee tunes wrote:well now we're f&*CkedKaius wrote:We have to find our own way now.knee tunes wrote:But there are unanswered questions & stuffKaius wrote:His work here is done.knee tunes wrote:why>?Kaius wrote:I think he's busy on other message boards right now.
nom de pommeknee tunes wrote:My friend Missie had a dog named Apples and it was a dork and afraid of storms, but she was a real nice dork (for a dog)
Missie never liked the name Apples but figured she would keep it because the shelter said it was her name, so she figured the dog was familiar with the name so the right thing would be to keep it.
So years go by, as they very often do, and it was March of some year. Apples has passed on and Missie driving down the road, picks up an apparently abandoned dog, which she herself names Simon.
By introducing him to her friends (including me) Missie tries to adopt out Simon herself, but Simon is another dork. What a poor, pathetic dork.
Not intending to ever keep the dog, but just to save it from walking down that rainy highway alone, Missie takes the dog Simon to the local pet shelter. A few days later, animal-loving Missie visits the shelter just to see what's going on. Lo and behold, there is Simon, but with his new shelter issued name of Apples.