The Cheeseburger Appreciation Thread

[doug rr]

had a pretty mean grilled turkey burger with a kraft single on top tonight. i was pretty drunk.

ground turkey freaks me out based on texture alone..im trying to get drunk as well

i use it in a lot of stuff: tacos, chili, lettuce wraps. the texture isn't much different than beef, imo.

I find it thinner and waterier if thats a word..harder to work with in patty form..dont be getting healthy on my, friend

definitely hard to work with in patty form, i've had some semi disasters myself. i only use ground beef for burgers. this just happened to be a party, and i'm not one to turn down free grilled meat.

what kind of party? who's? where? fancy?...I'm bored. My wife is in Paris with her mom on a ladies vacation and am alone for 10 days

an engagement party for my cousin. not fancy, just a backyard bbq. my wife and her new job at the zoo played a role in fooling the bride to be.

did the fooling involve a kangaroo?

[spike]

had a pretty mean grilled turkey burger with a kraft single on top tonight. i was pretty drunk.

ground turkey freaks me out based on texture alone..im trying to get drunk as well

i use it in a lot of stuff: tacos, chili, lettuce wraps. the texture isn't much different than beef, imo.

I find it thinner and waterier if thats a word..harder to work with in patty form..dont be getting healthy on my, friend

definitely hard to work with in patty form, i've had some semi disasters myself. i only use ground beef for burgers. this just happened to be a party, and i'm not one to turn down free grilled meat.

what kind of party? who's? where? fancy?...I'm bored. My wife is in Paris with her mom on a ladies vacation and am alone for 10 days

an engagement party for my cousin. not fancy, just a backyard bbq. my wife and her new job at the zoo played a role in fooling the bride to be.

did the fooling involve a kangaroo?

polar bears and an imaginary australian spice rub.

[doug rr]

had a pretty mean grilled turkey burger with a kraft single on top tonight. i was pretty drunk.

ground turkey freaks me out based on texture alone..im trying to get drunk as well

i use it in a lot of stuff: tacos, chili, lettuce wraps. the texture isn't much different than beef, imo.

I find it thinner and waterier if thats a word..harder to work with in patty form..dont be getting healthy on my, friend

definitely hard to work with in patty form, i've had some semi disasters myself. i only use ground beef for burgers. this just happened to be a party, and i'm not one to turn down free grilled meat.

what kind of party? who's? where? fancy?...I'm bored. My wife is in Paris with her mom on a ladies vacation and am alone for 10 days

an engagement party for my cousin. not fancy, just a backyard bbq. my wife and her new job at the zoo played a role in fooling the bride to be.

did the fooling involve a kangaroo?

polar bears and an imaginary australian spice rub.

were the polar bears harmed?

[spike]

had a pretty mean grilled turkey burger with a kraft single on top tonight. i was pretty drunk.

ground turkey freaks me out based on texture alone..im trying to get drunk as well

i use it in a lot of stuff: tacos, chili, lettuce wraps. the texture isn't much different than beef, imo.

I find it thinner and waterier if thats a word..harder to work with in patty form..dont be getting healthy on my, friend

definitely hard to work with in patty form, i've had some semi disasters myself. i only use ground beef for burgers. this just happened to be a party, and i'm not one to turn down free grilled meat.

what kind of party? who's? where? fancy?...I'm bored. My wife is in Paris with her mom on a ladies vacation and am alone for 10 days

an engagement party for my cousin. not fancy, just a backyard bbq. my wife and her new job at the zoo played a role in fooling the bride to be.

did the fooling involve a kangaroo?

polar bears and an imaginary australian spice rub.

were the polar bears harmed?

i opted for turkey because polar meat's too gamey for my taste.

[doug rr]

had a pretty mean grilled turkey burger with a kraft single on top tonight. i was pretty drunk.

ground turkey freaks me out based on texture alone..im trying to get drunk as well

i use it in a lot of stuff: tacos, chili, lettuce wraps. the texture isn't much different than beef, imo.

I find it thinner and waterier if thats a word..harder to work with in patty form..dont be getting healthy on my, friend

definitely hard to work with in patty form, i've had some semi disasters myself. i only use ground beef for burgers. this just happened to be a party, and i'm not one to turn down free grilled meat.

what kind of party? who's? where? fancy?...I'm bored. My wife is in Paris with her mom on a ladies vacation and am alone for 10 days

an engagement party for my cousin. not fancy, just a backyard bbq. my wife and her new job at the zoo played a role in fooling the bride to be.

did the fooling involve a kangaroo?

polar bears and an imaginary australian spice rub.

were the polar bears harmed?

i opted for turkey because polar meat's too gamey for my taste.

a kraft single will make anything taste better even if over cooked

[spike]

had a pretty mean grilled turkey burger with a kraft single on top tonight. i was pretty drunk.

ground turkey freaks me out based on texture alone..im trying to get drunk as well

i use it in a lot of stuff: tacos, chili, lettuce wraps. the texture isn't much different than beef, imo.

I find it thinner and waterier if thats a word..harder to work with in patty form..dont be getting healthy on my, friend

definitely hard to work with in patty form, i've had some semi disasters myself. i only use ground beef for burgers. this just happened to be a party, and i'm not one to turn down free grilled meat.

what kind of party? who's? where? fancy?...I'm bored. My wife is in Paris with her mom on a ladies vacation and am alone for 10 days

an engagement party for my cousin. not fancy, just a backyard bbq. my wife and her new job at the zoo played a role in fooling the bride to be.

did the fooling involve a kangaroo?

polar bears and an imaginary australian spice rub.

were the polar bears harmed?

i opted for turkey because polar meat's too gamey for my taste.

a kraft single will make anything taste better even if over cooked

true dat bro

[spike]

i'm man enough to admit that kraft singles are fucking clutch.

[doug rr]

had a pretty mean grilled turkey burger with a kraft single on top tonight. i was pretty drunk.

ground turkey freaks me out based on texture alone..im trying to get drunk as well

i use it in a lot of stuff: tacos, chili, lettuce wraps. the texture isn't much different than beef, imo.

I find it thinner and waterier if thats a word..harder to work with in patty form..dont be getting healthy on my, friend

definitely hard to work with in patty form, i've had some semi disasters myself. i only use ground beef for burgers. this just happened to be a party, and i'm not one to turn down free grilled meat.

what kind of party? who's? where? fancy?...I'm bored. My wife is in Paris with her mom on a ladies vacation and am alone for 10 days

an engagement party for my cousin. not fancy, just a backyard bbq. my wife and her new job at the zoo played a role in fooling the bride to be.

did the fooling involve a kangaroo?

polar bears and an imaginary australian spice rub.

were the polar bears harmed?

i opted for turkey because polar meat's too gamey for my taste.

a kraft single will make anything taste better even if over cooked

true dat bro

does it bother you that jorge reads all of this but doesnt respond?

[spike]

is it a coincidence that jorge will be a dead ringer for the critic in ten years?

[doug rr]

So, Chud, what comes to mind when I mention the RM poster Skitch?

[spike]

oh you want to talk to chud now

[doug rr]

oh you want to talk to chud now

this is the last interview with pictures..pay attention

[spike]

jorge and chud will definitely still be talking about RM ten years from now.

[doug rr]

jorge and chud will definitely still be talking about RM ten years from now.

sadly we all will

[spike]

jorge and chud will definitely still be talking about RM ten years from now.

sadly we all will

unless you're senile by then

[Jorge]

I hope I never go bald. No sign of it so far. *fingers crossed*

[doug rr]

jorge and chud will definitely still be talking about RM ten years from now.

sadly we all will

unless you're senile by then

I can handle the LA pressure better than Dwight Howard, Bub

[spike]

jorge and chud will definitely still be talking about RM ten years from now.

sadly we all will

unless you're senile by then

I can handle the LA pressure better than Dwight Howard, Bub

[Jorge]

Spike, you'll appreciate this: http://reddit.com/r/blackpeoplegifs

And to keep this thread on topic: http://www.reddit.com/r/cheeseburgers

[spike]

i got that one from http://www.reddit.com/r/irishpeoplegifs