Red Mosquito

durdencommatyler wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:I'd rather go blind than deaf

I used to say the same thing, but I've turned around on this.

think of all the fun we could have with chud....mix mayo into his pudding cups..tell him we're going to a mynabirds concert but leave him stranded at a demi lovato show instead...the possibilities are endless, really

Pour milk on jalapenos in his mouth.

Those aren't jalapeños

It's not his mouth either.

You guys are wrong.

It's not milk either.

He can't see us anyways.

I can fucking hear you guys.

If I go blind I can still listen to music and I'll be able to get an awesome seeing eye dog.

cutuphalfdead wrote:If I go blind I can still listen to music and I'll be able to get an awesome seeing eye dog.

How will you know it is awesome? You won't be able to see it. It could be all mangy

Can you train a dog to type on RM?

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:If I go blind I can still listen to music and I'll be able to get an awesome seeing eye dog.

How will you know it is awesome? You won't be able to see it. It could be all mangy

Mangy dogs can still be awesome. And who says I'm completely blind?

he'd probably just type "bark" anyways.

cutuphalfdead wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:If I go blind I can still listen to music and I'll be able to get an awesome seeing eye dog.

How will you know it is awesome? You won't be able to see it. It could be all mangy

Mangy dogs can still be awesome. And who says I'm completely blind?

I don't know.

cutuphalfdead wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:If I go blind I can still listen to music and I'll be able to get an awesome seeing eye dog.

How will you know it is awesome? You won't be able to see it. It could be all mangy

Mangy dogs can still be awesome. And who says I'm completely blind?

dont be changing the rules..you're blind

Color blind doesn't count either.

Deaf sucks but at least there's an upside to it, you don't get to hear annoying people and shitty music and all kinds of noise. Blind not only sucks but is also a fucking pain in the ass when it comes to daily life.

Heathen wrote:Deaf sucks but at least there's an upside to it, you don't get to hear annoying people and shitty music and all kinds of noise. Blind not only sucks but is also a fucking pain in the ass when it comes to daily life.

This.

Navigating NYC deaf could actually be a bit relaxing. Navigating it blind would be impossible and dangerous and awful and the worst.

durdencommatyler wrote:

Heathen wrote:Deaf sucks but at least there's an upside to it, you don't get to hear annoying people and shitty music and all kinds of noise. Blind not only sucks but is also a fucking pain in the ass when it comes to daily life.

This.

Navigating NYC deaf could actually be a bit relaxing. Navigating it blind would be impossible and dangerous and awful and the worst.

You'd have a stick and an awesome dog to lead the way. And you'd hear everything.

Hearing shit is overrated. I'd rather go see the Rocky Mountains than listen to what they sound like.

Either way, blind or deaf, you still get to know what boobies feel like.