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Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:01 pm
by epilogue
LoathedVermin72 wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:VinylGuy wrote:Willow...goddamn.
Yeah i really miss these movies. Masters of the universe need to be on this list.
Considered that one too, but decided it was more of a superhero action movie.
I tried to only include pure fantasy - movies that are set in a self-contained world removed from reality.
That describes Masters of the Universe to a t, friend. I can't think of a better definition, really.
Although... I guess they do come to New York... so maybe that's the rub.
Yeah, when I think of that movie, I mostly remember real-world stuff with a climax set in a fantasy realm.
But it starts in Eternia and ends in Eternia. They dance with Courtney Cox and she gets that really bad pizza blister on her leg. But even the NYC stuff is all fantastic. Whatever. I'm being dumb. I get your reasoning.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:05 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
How much is Alex hating it that you are debating the He-Man live action movie?
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:08 pm
by VinylGuy
yeah it should be on the list...not only starts and end in eternia, but when they are in NY there are a lot of fantasy elements and weird shit happening.
I love that movie so much.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:09 pm
by LoathedVermin72
VinylGuy wrote:yeah it should be on the list...not only starts and end in eternia, but when they are in NY there are a lot of fantasy elements and weird shit happening.
I love that movie so much.
Well, if I were to rank it, I think I'd put it between
Hercules and
Krull.
Krull makes no fucking sense, you guys.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:10 pm
by epilogue
LoathedVermin72 wrote:VinylGuy wrote:yeah it should be on the list...not only starts and end in eternia, but when they are in NY there are a lot of fantasy elements and weird shit happening.
I love that movie so much.
Well, if I were to rank it, I think I'd put it between
Hercules and
Krull.
Krull makes no fucking sense, you guys.
Krull is terrible.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:14 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:VinylGuy wrote:yeah it should be on the list...not only starts and end in eternia, but when they are in NY there are a lot of fantasy elements and weird shit happening.
I love that movie so much.
Well, if I were to rank it, I think I'd put it between
Hercules and
Krull.
Krull makes no fucking sense, you guys.
Krull is terrible.

Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:16 pm
by VinylGuy
LoathedVermin72 wrote:VinylGuy wrote:yeah it should be on the list...not only starts and end in eternia, but when they are in NY there are a lot of fantasy elements and weird shit happening.
I love that movie so much.
Well, if I were to rank it, I think I'd put it between
Hercules and
Krull.
Krull makes no fucking sense, you guys.
And Dolph Lundgren actually does a great job. AND THE MOVIE STARS WITH HE MAN DEFEATED!!!
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:17 pm
by LoathedVermin72
VinylGuy wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:VinylGuy wrote:yeah it should be on the list...not only starts and end in eternia, but when they are in NY there are a lot of fantasy elements and weird shit happening.
I love that movie so much.
Well, if I were to rank it, I think I'd put it between
Hercules and
Krull.
Krull makes no fucking sense, you guys.
And Dolph Lundgren actually does a great job. AND THE MOVIE STARS WITH HE MAN DEFEATED!!!
I don't like that "actually"
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:19 pm
by LoathedVermin72
durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:VinylGuy wrote:yeah it should be on the list...not only starts and end in eternia, but when they are in NY there are a lot of fantasy elements and weird shit happening.
I love that movie so much.
Well, if I were to rank it, I think I'd put it between
Hercules and
Krull.
Krull makes no fucking sense, you guys.
Krull is terrible.
They have the technology to build laser blasters, yet still ride horses and fight with swords.
Makes sense.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:21 pm
by bada
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
13. Excalibur
14. Willow
15. The NeverEnding Story
The bottom three are fucking awful.
LoathedVermin72 wrote:EJ wrote:Highlander
Hmm, I think I might classify that as sci-fi too. Also, it blows.
E.H. Ruddock wrote:The only good highlander is Adrian Paul
LoathedVermin72 wrote:If that kid yells "Atreeeeeeeyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuu!!" one more fucking time I'm going to lose my shit
durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Krull makes no fucking sense, you guys.
Krull is terrible.
Everyone associated with these opinions....dead to me.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:23 pm
by LoathedVermin72
RM is really touchy about these movies
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:26 pm
by epilogue
bada wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:
13. Excalibur
14. Willow
15. The NeverEnding Story
The bottom three are fucking awful.
LoathedVermin72 wrote:EJ wrote:Highlander
Hmm, I think I might classify that as sci-fi too. Also, it blows.
E.H. Ruddock wrote:The only good highlander is Adrian Paul
LoathedVermin72 wrote:If that kid yells "Atreeeeeeeyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuu!!" one more fucking time I'm going to lose my shit
durdencommatyler wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:
Krull makes no fucking sense, you guys.
Krull is terrible.
Everyone associated with these opinions....dead to me.
He's dead wrong about his bottom three. Dead. Wrong. Excalibur is not only one of the best 80s fantasy movies, it's one of the best movies of any genre from that decade.
But I stand by Krull. That thing is awful AWUFL. But didn't that come out in the 90s?
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:27 pm
by epilogue
Wait.... I just looked up Krull (1983). I don't know what that is. I haven't seen that. I'm thinking of something else that came out much later.
I take back what I said about Krull.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:28 pm
by LoathedVermin72
durdencommatyler wrote:Wait.... I just looked up Krull (1983). I don't know what that is. I haven't seen that. I'm thinking of something else that came out much later.
I take back what I said about Krull.
You don't have to, it's still awful.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:29 pm
by LoathedVermin72
I wish I could enjoy Excalibur. John Boorman is great.
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:30 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
durdencommatyler wrote:Wait.... I just looked up Krull (1983). I don't know what that is. I haven't seen that. I'm thinking of something else that came out much later.
I take back what I said about Krull.
What the hell were you thinking of?
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:30 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Is the lack of Conan the Barbarian discussion in this thread simply due to everyone agreeing it is indisputably amazing?
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:31 pm
by LoathedVermin72
E.H. Ruddock wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Wait.... I just looked up Krull (1983). I don't know what that is. I haven't seen that. I'm thinking of something else that came out much later.
I take back what I said about Krull.
What the hell were you thinking of?
Quill
Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:32 pm
by epilogue
E.H. Ruddock wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Wait.... I just looked up Krull (1983). I don't know what that is. I haven't seen that. I'm thinking of something else that came out much later.
I take back what I said about Krull.
What the hell were you thinking of?

Re: '80s Fantasy Movies
Posted: Wed October 29, 2014 5:36 pm
by bada
Conan the Barbarian is a legit great movie and proof that Arnold is an incredibly effective actor with the right material. It's probably his best performance. Well before he tried to act in the late 90's. It reminds me of how James Hetfield was a good vocalist before he started trying to sing.
Joey's backtrack on Krull has removed him from the shit list. Well done.