Red Mosquito

Alex wrote:ok chud i got the screws off. now what?

warranty voided.

is the hard drive the black rectangle near the circuitry?

It's the one with all the files in it.

there was a live potato bug in here

Alex wrote:there was a live potato bug in here

Yeah, potato bugs are standard on most PCs built after 2008.

the insides of a computer smell like saffron

close your eyes and pretend you're kevin flynn

Tell us more about the sights and sounds inside your computer, Alex.

every time i look at this thing, a gas cloud in the shape of a laughing skull flies from it toward my face

Alex wrote:every time i look at this thing, a gas cloud in the shape of a laughing skull flies from it toward my face

Sounds like you may have a severe brain tumor.

my grandfather died of a brain tumor, tommy. too soon. also, i'm still waiting for some solid cord advice.

Alex wrote:my grandfather died of a brain tumor, tommy. too soon. also, i'm still waiting for some solid cord advice.

So it runs in the family? All the more reason to get it checked out.

tommymtcom wrote:

Alex wrote:my grandfather died of a brain tumor, tommy. too soon. also, i'm still waiting for some solid cord advice.

So it runs in the family? All the more reason to get it checked out.

he didn't die of a brain tumor, i was just trying to rattle you. but i see that you are unshakable.

Hi Alex, welcome to RM. I'm glad you've taken the time to join our forum. Unfortunately this is not strictly a PC support forum, but a disillusioned middle-aged adult support forum. So you're unlikely to get any sound computer advice here.

Feel free to stick around though, I look forward to seeing some helpful and inciteful input from you in the near future.

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:inciteful

was this intentional or accidental? either way, well done.

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Hi Alex, welcome to RM. I'm glad you've taken the time to join our forum. Unfortunately this is not strictly a PC support forum, but a disillusioned middle-aged adult support forum. So you're unlikely to get any sound computer advice here.

Feel free to stick around though, I look forward to seeing some helpful and inciteful input from you in the near future.

What the fuck are you talking about? He was given sound advice but now he's just playing games.

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Hi Alex, welcome to RM. I'm glad you've taken the time to join our forum. Unfortunately this is not strictly a PC support forum, but a disillusioned middle-aged adult support forum. So you're unlikely to get any sound computer advice here.

Feel free to stick around though, I look forward to seeing some helpful and inciteful input from you in the near future.

What the fuck are you talking about? He was given sound advice but now he's just playing games.

let's be honest: i got some okay advice in here, but yours was easily the worst and you know it

Alex wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Hi Alex, welcome to RM. I'm glad you've taken the time to join our forum. Unfortunately this is not strictly a PC support forum, but a disillusioned middle-aged adult support forum. So you're unlikely to get any sound computer advice here.

Feel free to stick around though, I look forward to seeing some helpful and inciteful input from you in the near future.

What the fuck are you talking about? He was given sound advice but now he's just playing games.

let's be honest: i got some okay advice in here, but yours was easily the worst and you know it

My advice was solid.

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Alex wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Hi Alex, welcome to RM. I'm glad you've taken the time to join our forum. Unfortunately this is not strictly a PC support forum, but a disillusioned middle-aged adult support forum. So you're unlikely to get any sound computer advice here.

Feel free to stick around though, I look forward to seeing some helpful and inciteful input from you in the near future.

What the fuck are you talking about? He was given sound advice but now he's just playing games.

let's be honest: i got some okay advice in here, but yours was easily the worst and you know it

My advice was solid.

do you even know about computers?

Alex wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Alex wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Hi Alex, welcome to RM. I'm glad you've taken the time to join our forum. Unfortunately this is not strictly a PC support forum, but a disillusioned middle-aged adult support forum. So you're unlikely to get any sound computer advice here.

Feel free to stick around though, I look forward to seeing some helpful and inciteful input from you in the near future.

What the fuck are you talking about? He was given sound advice but now he's just playing games.

let's be honest: i got some okay advice in here, but yours was easily the worst and you know it

My advice was solid.

do you even know about computers?

I know they exist.