There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat January 20, 2024 3:10 pm

Rangi Guy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m looking forward to The Beekeeper
My wife wants us to go and see this on our one 'Date night' of the year while we're with my parents and they can watch the kids. I'm trying to talk her into seeing Ferrari, but she's having none of it

You married a great woman, my friend

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat January 20, 2024 3:11 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:This guy sucks, Ruddo.

WTF

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat January 20, 2024 3:12 pm

daft twat wrote:Has The Meg or The Meg 2 been addressed?

Not every actor has a perfect resume!

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Sat January 20, 2024 7:50 pm

Moy name's Jason Stayfum. Oy may be foive foot tew but oy will kick yor fokken arse, yeah?

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Sat January 20, 2024 9:00 pm

He’s not Australian

oasisfan35 · Post by **oasisfan35** » Sat January 20, 2024 10:43 pm

daft twat wrote:Has The Meg or The Meg 2 been addressed?

Yes $$$

Post by **Bammer** » Sun January 21, 2024 2:08 pm

Why can’t this theead just be called Jason Statham Movies

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue July 23, 2024 3:14 am

The Beekeeper was a nice little classic Statham movie

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Tue July 23, 2024 3:16 am

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Tue July 23, 2024 3:23 am

tragabigzanda wrote:Unbelievable!

Un-bee-lievable.

You’re not even trying.

tragabigzanda · Post by **tragabigzanda** » Tue July 23, 2024 3:26 am

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Thu February 27, 2025 10:05 pm

E.H. Ruddock wrote:The Beekeeper was a nice little classic Statham movie

Good news, fuck boy; Beekeeper 2 starts shooting in the fall.

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Fri February 28, 2025 4:31 pm

daft twat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:The Beekeeper was a nice little classic Statham movie
Good news, fuck boy; Beekeeper 2 starts shooting in the fall.

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Sun March 02, 2025 3:49 am

E.H. Ruddock wrote:
daft twat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:The Beekeeper was a nice little classic Statham movie
Good news, fuck boy; Beekeeper 2 starts shooting in the fall.

My avatar is so perfect for this move.

daft twat · Post by **daft twat** » Tue March 25, 2025 11:38 am

Just saw an ad - “This Friday see Jason Statham go to work.” #workingman

I enjoy his movies, but I cannot imagine going to a theater to see one. And I saw this on my socials so I am literally the target audience.

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Tue March 25, 2025 6:58 pm

Movie looks insanely bad. Whenever I see Statham I think to myself "Ruddo likes this guy? Wtf!?"

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue March 25, 2025 7:30 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:Movie looks insanely bad. Whenever I see Statham I think to myself "Ruddo likes this guy? Wtf!?"

He seems like a cool hang

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Tue March 25, 2025 7:32 pm

E.H. Ruddock · Post by **E.H. Ruddock** » Tue March 25, 2025 7:34 pm

Ello Sailor wrote:Lmao

Go ahead and do this to yourself, Ello

Ello Sailor · Post by **Ello Sailor** » Tue March 25, 2025 7:50 pm

Yeah righto, champ.

Red Mosquito

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