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Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Sat January 20, 2024 3:10 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Rangi Guy wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m looking forward to The Beekeeper
My wife wants us to go and see this on our one 'Date night' of the year while we're with my parents and they can watch the kids. I'm trying to talk her into seeing Ferrari, but she's having none of it
You married a great woman, my friend

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Sat January 20, 2024 3:11 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Ello Sailor wrote:This guy sucks, Ruddo.
WTF

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Sat January 20, 2024 3:12 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
daft twat wrote:Has The Meg or The Meg 2 been addressed?
Not every actor has a perfect resume!

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Sat January 20, 2024 7:50 pm
by Ello Sailor
Moy name's Jason Stayfum. Oy may be foive foot tew but oy will kick yor fokken arse, yeah?

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Sat January 20, 2024 9:00 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
He’s not Australian

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Sat January 20, 2024 10:43 pm
by oasisfan35
daft twat wrote:Has The Meg or The Meg 2 been addressed?
Yes $$$

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Sun January 21, 2024 2:08 pm
by Bammer
Why can’t this theead just be called Jason Statham Movies

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue July 23, 2024 3:14 am
by E.H. Ruddock
The Beekeeper was a nice little classic Statham movie

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue July 23, 2024 3:16 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue July 23, 2024 3:23 am
by daft twat
tragabigzanda wrote:Unbelievable!
Un-bee-lievable.

You’re not even trying.

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue July 23, 2024 3:26 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Thu February 27, 2025 10:05 pm
by daft twat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:The Beekeeper was a nice little classic Statham movie
Good news, fuck boy; Beekeeper 2 starts shooting in the fall.

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Fri February 28, 2025 4:31 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
daft twat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:The Beekeeper was a nice little classic Statham movie
Good news, fuck boy; Beekeeper 2 starts shooting in the fall.
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Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Sun March 02, 2025 3:49 am
by daft twat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
daft twat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:The Beekeeper was a nice little classic Statham movie
Good news, fuck boy; Beekeeper 2 starts shooting in the fall.
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My avatar is so perfect for this move.

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue March 25, 2025 11:38 am
by daft twat
Just saw an ad - “This Friday see Jason Statham go to work.” #workingman

I enjoy his movies, but I cannot imagine going to a theater to see one. And I saw this on my socials so I am literally the target audience.

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue March 25, 2025 6:58 pm
by Ello Sailor
Movie looks insanely bad. Whenever I see Statham I think to myself "Ruddo likes this guy? Wtf!?"

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue March 25, 2025 7:30 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Ello Sailor wrote:Movie looks insanely bad. Whenever I see Statham I think to myself "Ruddo likes this guy? Wtf!?"
He seems like a cool hang

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue March 25, 2025 7:32 pm
by Ello Sailor
Lmao

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue March 25, 2025 7:34 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Ello Sailor wrote:Lmao
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Go ahead and do this to yourself, Ello

Re: There's a gun in your trousers: ranking Statham movies

Posted: Tue March 25, 2025 7:50 pm
by Ello Sailor
Yeah righto, champ.