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So in this one there is some enslaving of some apes, calling them donkeys, and whipping them. Every time that happened the black guy next to me would let out a pretty loud groan. It was uncomfortable for a while. Then something goofy happened with one of the apes and I guess I said a little too loud "what the fuck?" The guy laughed when I said that so I felt like we bonded and things weren't so uncomfortable after that.
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Was it something that stupid Gollum like app said? BAD APE
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It was whenverb_to_trust wrote:Was it something that stupid Gollum like app said? BAD APE
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I enjoyed this movie a lot. I still need to watch the Marky Mark movies, but the 3 movies in this series have all been pretty good.
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So does War lead into Marky Mark? I've never seen his movies.
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THERE IS ONLY ONE MARKY MARK MOVIE
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The Mark Wahlberg movie is mostly not liked. If they are leading into something other than these movies it would probably be the original with Charlton Heston. It's a true classic. There were many mediocre sequels (without Heston), but the original still stands as one of the best from its time.
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No that was just some bad attempt at a reboot of sorts. It doesn't really fit into anything I don't think?verb_to_trust wrote:So does War lead into Marky Mark? I've never seen his movies.
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So, the Charlton Heston version is the way to go?

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They shouldn't tie these in with that one because these completely fuck up the whole theme of the first movie.
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Re: War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
LoathedVermin72 wrote:They shouldn't tie these in with that one because these completely fuck up the whole theme of the first movie.
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Is there an ape named Cornelius in the Heston movie?
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Yep. The man had a great acting talent.TremorJam wrote:So, the Charlton Heston version is the way to go?
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i actually know a girl who has her PHD and her last name is cornelius. needless to say she has to live with like thisverb_to_trust wrote:Is there an ape named Cornelius in the Heston movie?
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Finally got to this. Really really good. Would have preferred a nobody in the Harrelson role, but other than that, I think this has made a case for inclusion in best trilogies. It's certainly one of the most consistent in terms of quality.
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I really liked this. More than fitting as a closer to the trilogy. I didn't love the second one, but it was still good. This was much better in my opinion.
What happened to Woody's speech from the trailer? I thought it was cheesy as hell, so was actually glad that it's not actually in the film.
What happened to Woody's speech from the trailer? I thought it was cheesy as hell, so was actually glad that it's not actually in the film.
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Man this was great. Wow. I am shocked at how wonderful it was. Super touching.
What a great trilogy.
What a great trilogy.