Who would win in a fight?

Post by **stip** » Mon July 27, 2015 1:34 pm

spike wrote:this could just go on and on, couldn't it?

maybe we should just all agree that it's stupid to imagine batman fighting superman

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon July 27, 2015 1:37 pm

stip wrote:
spike wrote:this could just go on and on, couldn't it?
maybe we should just all agree that it's stupid to imagine batman fighting superman

lock er up

Post by **epilogue** » Mon July 27, 2015 2:08 pm

Who hacked Stip's account? Was it Jorge? It was Jorge wasn't it? It was Jorge.

spike · Post by **spike** » Mon July 27, 2015 2:14 pm

http://snarglebarf.com/2013/12/25/darth ... -of-smaug/

bada · Post by **bada** » Mon July 27, 2015 2:17 pm

While my hate for Stip will burn eternal anyone who is taking him to task for this topic must be dead inside. What is the point of living if we can't ruminate over the great mysteries of our time? Of all time! Any time! Damn your eyes for mocking this!!!!

It's Vader of course.

Kaius · Post by **Kaius** » Mon July 27, 2015 2:51 pm

Yes. The answer is Vader.

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Mon July 27, 2015 3:11 pm

Daft Twat already definitively settled this.

Post by **epilogue** » Mon July 27, 2015 3:16 pm

You guys ever wonder what Stip would be like if he were independently wealthy? All the time and resources in the world at his disposal... I wonder...

Post by **stip** » Mon July 27, 2015 4:30 pm

I'd still be playing World of Warcraft, I can tell you that.

Post by **epilogue** » Mon July 27, 2015 4:35 pm

stip wrote:I'd still be playing World of Warcraft, I can tell you that.

What was your character in that game? Do you think that character could win in a fight against Smaug? Vader?

Post by **stip** » Mon July 27, 2015 4:55 pm

I had an orc hunter. I stopped playing towards the end of the previous expansion. I was running a pretty successful raiding guild so I was decked out and extremely powerful. BUT, usually someone like Smaug or Darth Vader would be a raid boss, requiring 10-25 other similarly geared and skilled players to kill. So I think either of them would take me pretty easily by myself.

I'm guessing Smaug would be the easier raid boss, as we've killed lots of big dragons but shockingly few jedi. that doesn't mean he couldn't take Vader, however.

Post by **epilogue** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:13 pm

Your OP has some real nuance to it. I... I had no idea.

Post by **stip** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:15 pm

This is a very serious and important question, and I fear is not getting the attention it deserves.

bada · Post by **bada** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:18 pm

Damn their eyes!

Post by **epilogue** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:25 pm

I leaning Team Vader. I've yet to hear an argument for Smaug that sways me.

bada · Post by **bada** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:27 pm

This is probably the best argument for Smaug.

Spoiler: show

Post by **stip** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:29 pm

We know that Vadar is

A: Not particularly fast (when was the last time we saw him scurry anywhere)

B: Highly susceptible to fire

C: The force is usually applied to small objects. Manipulating large objects takes time and concentration

D: Lightsabers can cut through thick metal, but slowly.

E: Incapable of flight

Smaug is a flying tank that can breath fire from great distances. What's Vader going to do to him?

Post by **stip** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:29 pm

bada wrote:This is probably the best argument for Smaug.

Spoiler: show

Take it to the 'Who would win in a fight: Smaug or Anakin Skywalker?' thread.

Post by **epilogue** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:31 pm

Each of those points has already been addressed, Stip. And your counter arguments against them were incomplete at best and goal-post moving at worst. Please try again.

LoathedVermin72 · Post by **LoathedVermin72** » Mon July 27, 2015 5:32 pm

Not so sure he's incapable of flight. Why couldn't one just force-lift their own body?

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