Red Mosquito

@SkitchP wrote:the outrage over the outrage is WAY louder on the starbucks cups. I have not stumbled across a single facebook post or tweet that is actually bothered by the cup. Thousands of them complaining about the complaining though.

One my HS friends posted a picture with something like "We should be allowed to say Under God and Merry Christmas." I just unfriended her. All she does is post cheesy God shit anyhow.

I first learned about The War On Christmas via Bill O'Reilly, who would rage this war all the time back when I regularly watched his show. Apparently Twitter is telling me he said this:

that dude is probably raking in the Youtube dough right now.

WTF is this and why are family members from South Dakota and Louisiana email forwarding me about it?

No way your family members from South Dakota and Louisiana have email.

Friend, they are champions at using social media to annoy people. I don't even have Facebook, and yet they still manage to make sure I know about and am embarassed by their narcissistic attention-seeking and judging.

How exactly does that affect people's lives?

My Starbucks has a Christmas tree with paper ornaments that list gifts needed for a family at a local high school. You take an ornament, buy the present, and take it back to Starbucks to be delivered the the family.

It offended me as an atheist, so I threw it at the barista and called him a Nazi.

B wrote:My Starbucks has a Christmas tree with paper ornaments that list gifts needed for a family at a local high school. You take an ornament, buy the present, and take it back to Starbucks to be delivered the the family.

It offended me as an atheist, so I threw it at the barista and called him a Nazi.

I guess it kinda fits, that whole Saturnalia, neo-pagan angle. Also, they should have visually identified you as a godless public sector employee. Its really all their fault.

simple schoolboy wrote:

B wrote:My Starbucks has a Christmas tree with paper ornaments that list gifts needed for a family at a local high school. You take an ornament, buy the present, and take it back to Starbucks to be delivered the the family.

It offended me as an atheist, so I threw it at the barista and called him a Nazi.

I guess it kinda fits, that whole Saturnalia, neo-pagan angle. Also, they should have visually identified you as a godless public sector employee. Its really all their fault.

I was in my street clothes.

B wrote:

simple schoolboy wrote:

B wrote:My Starbucks has a Christmas tree with paper ornaments that list gifts needed for a family at a local high school. You take an ornament, buy the present, and take it back to Starbucks to be delivered the the family.

It offended me as an atheist, so I threw it at the barista and called him a Nazi.

I guess it kinda fits, that whole Saturnalia, neo-pagan angle. Also, they should have visually identified you as a godless public sector employee. Its really all their fault.

I was in my street clothes.

The identifying features are all in the soulless eyes.

simple schoolboy wrote:

B wrote:

simple schoolboy wrote:

B wrote:My Starbucks has a Christmas tree with paper ornaments that list gifts needed for a family at a local high school. You take an ornament, buy the present, and take it back to Starbucks to be delivered the the family.

It offended me as an atheist, so I threw it at the barista and called him a Nazi.

I guess it kinda fits, that whole Saturnalia, neo-pagan angle. Also, they should have visually identified you as a godless public sector employee. Its really all their fault.

I was in my street clothes.

The identifying features are all in the soulless eyes.

God, I hate when people making arguments say, "I mean, think about it."

I pretty much stop listening as soon as you say that. There's no argument that has ever followed that phrase (spoken in earnest) that's been valid.

i'm putting a Festivus Pole up at my work