Red Mosquito

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

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durdencommatyler wrote:True story: I've tried counting sheep a few times to help myself fall asleep. And I always imagine them as smiling and jumping really high and loving what they're doing. It's so entertaining that I end up not falling asleep at all.

This is the most Joeyish post I've ever seen.

The only thing that makes me fall asleep these days is trying to count and rank the blow jobs I've received.

Bizarre...wouldn't that keep most people awake?

Wait, what?

What I mean, wouldn't the persistent thoughts of (presumably) gratifying sexual activity keep you awake?

Maybe. But Nirvana's music also makes me sleepy. So...

I'm counting your (my imagined) blowjobs right now, and I feel positively invigorated.

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Hopefully he doesn't feel the shame I feel afterwards

durdencommatyler wrote:This is gonna be great!

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durdencommatyler wrote:This is gonna be great!

I just hope I don't get annoyed with Gosling

Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

tragabigzanda wrote:Is Carl Weathers in this?

tragabigzanda wrote:T2B is right.

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durdencommatyler wrote:This is gonna be great!

I just hope I don't get annoyed with Gosling

You won't. He's a national treasure!