lennytheweedwhacker wrote:the hammock district line always cracked me up
gold lenny, gold
Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.
"What happened?... When did that happen?... How much of it?... Oh my goodness, I'll be right up!
[Hangs up the phone]
Homer, I've gotta go, there's a problem upstairs! Somebody ate part of my lunch!"
Sorry it's not in packages.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun January 10, 2016 7:23 am
by Mecca
cutuphalfdead wrote:sorry it's not in packages
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun January 10, 2016 7:34 am
by Norah
No one ever says Italy.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:22 am
by Simple Torture
I know we've done a Simpsons artifact tournament (which was amazing); would there be any interest in doing a Simpsons song tournament?
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:33 am
by doug rr
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Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:36 am
by Simple Torture
Disclaimer: I've never run a tournament before, so it'll probably be a fucking disaster. But I'll write up some rules. 8 people or more? So far it's me and doug rr.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 2:48 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Automatically tweets out a random screencap from the show's golden years every 30 minutes.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Thu February 04, 2016 10:05 pm
by Will
Ooh, he card reads good.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun March 20, 2016 4:34 am
by Norah
I watched all of season one today. It was nice.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun March 20, 2016 4:37 am
by knee tunes
cutuphalfdead wrote:I watched all of season one today. It was nice.
nice, homey
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun March 20, 2016 4:38 am
by knee tunes
mer
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun March 20, 2016 4:44 am
by Norah
Season one, ranked:
Krusty Gets Busted
The Telltale Head
Life on the Fast Lane
The Crepes of Wrath
Moaning Lisa
Some Enchanted Evening
The Call of the Simpsons
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Bart the Genius
Homer's Night Out
Bart the General
Homer's Odyssey
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun March 20, 2016 4:45 am
by knee tunes
that's just stoned talk
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun March 20, 2016 4:46 am
by Norah
It's a perfectly cromulent ranking.
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun March 20, 2016 4:49 am
by knee tunes
I probably know.
it's just that I'm ignorant
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Sun March 20, 2016 12:14 pm
by Simple Torture
Milpool
Re: The Simpsons
Posted: Tue March 22, 2016 3:31 am
by LoathedVermin72
"Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow. You know, from Leave It to Beaver."