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Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 8:00 pm
by E.H. Ruddock

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 8:02 pm
by Jorge
Oh no

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 9:13 pm
by spike
doug rr wrote:if you propose to an armless woman do you buy her an engagement hat?
Rings go on hands, not arms, you silly goose.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 9:16 pm
by doug rr
spike wrote:
doug rr wrote:if you propose to an armless woman do you buy her an engagement hat?
Rings go on hands, not arms, you silly goose.
you know who had good hands? ernie banks...

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 9:57 pm
by Bammer
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Sleeveless shirts on men. (Not talking about tank tops)
Tanktops are just as bad.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 19, 2022 11:05 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Jorge wrote:Oh no
I hate that song

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon June 20, 2022 1:01 pm
by Jorge
Haha, I watched the video without sound, didn't know that clip was used. "Oh no" was my earnest response to the video

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Mon June 20, 2022 1:35 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
:lol:

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 6:56 am
by knee tunes
Monkey_Driven wrote:Live on Two Eggs
:hooray:

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 7:00 am
by knee tunes
Twice

:haha:

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 7:27 pm
by B
We had a whole bag of asthma inhalers that we took to the police department medication drop.

Police Department: "We don't take those. Take them to the County Hazardous Waste drop."
County Hazardous Waste: "We don't take those. Take them over to Walgreens."
Walgreens: "We don't take those. Take them to the Police Department."

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 7:35 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Trash can it is!

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 7:48 pm
by B
Walgreens had one conveniently outside their door

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 8:01 pm
by bodysnatcher
Inhailhailer

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 8:24 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 8:26 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 8:55 pm
by bodysnatcher
Just Can’t Breathe

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 8:56 pm
by bodysnatcher
Asphyxer

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Sun June 26, 2022 9:04 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Things you have an irrational hatred of

Posted: Wed June 29, 2022 1:47 am
by wease
These fucking assholes that have already been shooting off fireworks for a week.