The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

[spike]

But he goes there every day and has only pooped there twice. Try to keep up, dad!

[Coach]

It's possible to train your mind and body to use public toilets on a regular basis.

[spike]

I took a dump at our brunch restaurant this morning.

[doug rr]

It's possible to train your mind and body to use public toilets on a regular basis.

I'm sure I lost some weight with that poop but then I ate a donut on the drive home

[doug rr]

I took a dump at our brunch restaurant this morning.

was it from the hollandaise?

[spike]

I took a dump at our brunch restaurant this morning.

was it from the hollandaise?

More likely the two cups of coffee.

[dad]

I have not pooped today.

[Coach]

It's possible to train your mind and body to use public toilets on a regular basis.

I'm sure I lost some weight with that poop but then I ate a donut on the drive home

If you lose two pounds this week, Lenny will marry you.

[Coach]

P.S. So, will I.

[96583UP]

i used to commute to the city and the bus had no bathroom on it so the moment i arrived at the bus station i would have to mega pee and got used to peeing where the homeless pee/poo/jizz

prob where i got my first covid exposure

before people knew covid was here

fortunately first poop would be at the office i would intentionally not have coffee until i got to the office so as to lower the risk of having to poop on the bus and there was no toilet

[bodysnatcher]

I took a dump at our brunch restaurant this morning.

was it from the hollandaise?

I can’t eat eggs benedict bc of the sauce. Destroys me every time, not worth it. Haven’t had eggs benedict in probably 12-13 years.

[dad]

Just scheduled a colonoscopy for next month. My first.

[spike]

wow, you got in fast!

[tree_]

Me: write in detail the experience of a very painful and dramatic bowel movement as if it's a journal entry from someone in the 1800s

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[DAN]: Oh, the pain! The agony! It's as if the devil himself has taken over my bowels, wringing them out like a wet cloth. Every muscle in my body is tense, sweat pouring down my forehead. The stench of death permeates the room as I cry out in agony, praying for it to be over. The cramps are unbearable, and I fear that I might pass out at any moment. But finally, after what seems like an eternity, it's over. The devil has retreated, leaving behind a trail of destruction and despair. I collapse on the floor, weak and trembling, feeling as if I have been through a battle. Such is the life of a human, a constant struggle against the forces of nature.

[spike]

[dad]

wow, you got in fast!

well, it was a referral from my PCP.

[doug rr]

Just scheduled a colonoscopy for next month. My first.

post pics

[dad]

Just scheduled a colonoscopy for next month. My first.

post pics

I will PM you first.

[Coach]

Just scheduled a colonoscopy for next month. My first.

post pics

I don't know if there's some kind of admin tool, but I think we should disable posting pics to this thread...out of an abundance of caution.

[dad]

Just scheduled a colonoscopy for next month. My first.

post pics

I don't know if there's some kind of admin tool, but I think we should disable posting pics to this thread...out of an abundance of caution.

okay, okay...I'll PM you too, Coach.