Red Mosquito

epilogue wrote:Well said, daft.

Every time he posts, this movie sounds worse!

Endless nostalgia...retconning his character... Wow it's even worse than I thought!

BurtReynolds wrote:

epilogue wrote:Well said, daft.

Every time he posts, this movie sounds worse!

Endless nostalgia...retconning his character... Wow it's even worse than I thought!

Oh yeah you should definitely never see this movie. But that was never really in question.

ok, burt doesnt know how to read.

VinylGuy wrote:ok, burt doesnt know how to read.

Yeah sure guys Indy's arc necessitates that Marion was the love of his life the whole time he was going on adventures and banging hot chicks, because she was the love interest in the most popular movie.

Suck my diiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkck!

Wtf exactly makes him a "womanizer" (whatever that means)? The fact that he had sex with more than one woman in his whole life? The fact that he had sex outside of wedlock? You people really are just Christian conservatives wrapped in a rainbow flag. Pathetic!

VinylGuy wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:Could all stop being hyper critical and just enjoy the thing for what it is.

Maybe you should try that with Oppenheimer

no way dime saw that one

He didn’t but he’s bashing it anyway

BurtReynolds wrote:Yeah sure guys Indy's arc necessitates that Marion was the love of his life the whole time he was going on adventures and banging hot chicks, because she was the love interest in the most popular movie.

Suck my diiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkck!

More likely because she was his love interest in 3 of the 5 films featuring the character.

I will agree with your argument against him being a womanizer, however.

It's fitting that he doesn't even get to make the choice for himself in the end of this tripe.

"I just want to let my life's passion kill me. Let me die here, surrounded by what I love most of all."

"No fuck you you have to return to society. You can settle for that woman you're always breaking up with and apparently can't stand to be around with for any length of time."

An ending that can only resonate with the spiritually dead!

Oh but let me guess, this isn't actually how it happened? Yeah yeah yeah. Read between the (poorly written) lines. You'll find that this is in fact exactly what happened.


Have some standards!

wease wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Yeah sure guys Indy's arc necessitates that Marion was the love of his life the whole time he was going on adventures and banging hot chicks, because she was the love interest in the most popular movie.

Suck my diiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkck!

More likely because she was his love interest in 3 of the 5 films featuring the character.

I will agree with your argument against him being a womanizer, however.

5 movies? There are only 3 Indiana Jones movies. And 3 star wars movies. And the Marvel movies stopped after Endgame.

daft twat wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

daft twat wrote:
Go see the movie.

Fuck you

I was out of line

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:Could all stop being hyper critical and just enjoy the thing for what it is.

Maybe you should try that with Oppenheimer

I’m just having fun with that cos I won’t be able to go see it for a while.
All the po faced taking itself too seriously fawning over it is funny that’s all.

We're all just having fun here. Just postin' on the ole Red Mosquito about movie magic.

BurtReynolds wrote:We're all just having fun here. Just postin' on the ole Red Mosquito about movie magic.

Knock yourself out

why does everyone want burt to hit himself?

VinylGuy wrote:why does everyone want burt to hit himself?

Brings it on himself tbh



*I wasn’t suggesting he hit himself.

Me being persecuted by violent Rmers all day for talking about motion pictures:

Burt, name a Michael Douglas movie you like.

"Triggered" Burt is always my favorite Burt.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Burt, name a Michael Douglas movie you like.

Falling Down
Black Rain
Romancing The Stone
Wall Street
The Ghost and The Darkness