Dark Matter Reviews

[Strat]

Sleight of Hand

*hyeeahand

[Val]

Inside Handjob

[Thejambi]

“Props to producer Andrew Watt for really dialing in the drums on the album.”

[oftheearth]

Inside Handjob

Better Hand

[Jaeti]

Hands of the Clairvoyants

[Val]

“Props to producer Andrew Watt for really dialing in the drums on the album.”

They’re just fucking with RM at this point

[E.H. Ruddock]

“Props to producer Andrew Watt for really dialing in the drums on the album.”

lol wtf

trag, your rebuttal?

[Ms Harmless]

[Ms Harmless]

how is this guy gonna say "these are wealthy old rock guys" AND "thanks for dialling in the drums"?

[oneway23]

They were ridiculously wealthy, in their late twenties, after their debut.
The subsequent records came out pretty well.

[scrub12]

I feel like I should have put in for a review code or something. They’re handing out the album to anyone who knows how to type.

[Coach]

These reviews are terrible. What's up with the band's PR team? Give Stip a copy and let him write a review. It'll be ten times better than this crap.

[Vindicator]

Yeah these reviews really suck. Half of them feel the need to ramble on at the start about the recording process, or ticketmaster, or a bunch of other crap, then proceed to completely skip most tracks and offer little to no descriptions. "The album opens with a riff
""there's even a song about parenting!" come on!

[Aunt_Claire_Foy]

“Props to producer Andrew Watt for really dialing in the drums on the album.”

This isn't in the review, not sure where you're getting it.

[oneway23]

These reviews are the most effective, inadvertent advocation for a return to pre-internet journalistic standards that I think I've ever seen.
Barely comprehensible dog-shit.

[Monkey_Driven]

Can we have one review that doesn't mention Ticketmaster, Ten, Kurt Cobain, or shying away from early fame? Please?!

[oneway23]

Can we have one review that doesn't mention Ticketmaster, Ten, Kurt Cobain, or shying away from early fame? Please?!

You seek the impossible, my Son

[scrub12]

Waiting For Stevie has a lot to live up to at this point.

[oneway23]

Waiting For Stevie has a lot to live up to at this point.

It's gonna be a pretty steep hill, given the way it's been discussed.

Is the expectation the equivalent of an unreleased five-star gem from the 1990-1993 era, at this point?
Are we going to be disappointed if it's any less than that?

We're a smart bunch around here. I'd like to think we can hear this while adjusting for age, time, and reality.

I don't know. I'm as guilty as anyone of getting swept up in the hype.

[Thejambi]

“Props to producer Andrew Watt for really dialing in the drums on the album.”

This isn't in the review, not sure where you're getting it.

It’s in the Scene Point Blank one.

https://www.scenepointblank.com/reviews ... rk-matter/